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every celeb (english ones)

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paris hilten

whats walmart do they like sell wall stuff?

griswald dad (i forget the name)

We are going to have so much fun it will take plastic surgery to remove the smiles from our faces!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mariah Carey - "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

Lou Duva - "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."

It's Hot!
Paris Hilton

Let's make sure that there is certainty during uncertain times in our economy." -- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 2, 2008

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
- Miss Alabama, 1994 Miss USA Pageant

"I love California. I grew up in Phoenix."
Dan Quayle, former Vice President

«They misunderestimated me.»
George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000)

There are jobs Americans aren't doing...If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I'm talking about.

I hate when people call me a devil worshiper, cause if the devil was real, he'd be worshiping me.

i hevnt red all these so some one might have done it

most of ar exports come from over seas:Bush