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Vincent66
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What would you do when a vampire talks to you and you discovers it is a vampire?

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Vincent66
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I would just let him bite me and turn me into a vampire.

Flamegoat
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UMMM.....talk back to it because i'm a vampire to....

Lige
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I'd be all like, "Hey! I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!"

xXxTetimaruxXx
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Well, I would say 'hi' and ask him who he wanted to win the euro 2008...

dragoncrusher
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Id shoot it!!!!!

Estel
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I'd definately pull a Happy Gilmore and nail him with a golf club. But before that, I would ask how it is being a vampire. Must be a very diverse lifestyle. :P

MrMonkey3
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It depends if he was a nice guy id keep talking to him no biting though i prefer being human. And if he tries anything ill grab astick and shove it through his heart.

xXxTetimaruxXx
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Actually, I'd ask him what would happen if I hired a team of paladins to work with him...

KingMehten
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I would shove a radish in his face, but then remember onion are vampires' weakness, then realise I'm dead because it's actually garlic.

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...or I would thumb wrestle him. *shrug*

Ijnrulez
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i would ask him to live with me so he could keep away my neighbors

MsterXantos
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i woudl take a hammer hit him then eat his raw flesh to show him not to mess with me and to tell other vampires i mean business also i would keep the teeth for future dentures

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Depends if it were a nice one or a mean one. If it were a nice one I would invite it over for dinner. If it were a mean one I would feed it lots of sugar so that then his teeth would rot!

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EL_Dyablo_666
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I would be really scared.

spore48
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get chuck norris to round house kick him in the face!

Waterpologuy
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im not worried. I always carry an anti-vampire gun in my pants.

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