I'd definately pull a Happy Gilmore and nail him with a golf club. But before that, I would ask how it is being a vampire. Must be a very diverse lifestyle. :P
It depends if he was a nice guy id keep talking to him no biting though i prefer being human. And if he tries anything ill grab astick and shove it through his heart.
i woudl take a hammer hit him then eat his raw flesh to show him not to mess with me and to tell other vampires i mean business also i would keep the teeth for future dentures
Depends if it were a nice one or a mean one. If it were a nice one I would invite it over for dinner. If it were a mean one I would feed it lots of sugar so that then his teeth would rot!