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Gogotank
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THE EPIC BATTLE HAS BEGUN!
Choose your side

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bigjacob
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Well...

[b]SPORKS![b]

Salvidian
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I'm going with sporks too. Best invention ever.

StDrake
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I'd say foons sound more friendly. You can slab someone with a spork

Minotaur55
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Really? No one saying whether forks or spoons are better? Tisk, tisk, tisk. How sad. All of you should be ashamed.

But seriously, sporks are the ****. lol

I'd have to say forks, if I am having soup I just drink it from the bowl.

BadHaikuBird
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Sporks are absolutely terrible.

Instead of doing one job really well they do two things absolutely terribly.

pickpocket
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Golden spork! Golden spork!

Fork I guess... This is a weird thread

R2D21999
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This is a weird thread


Kraken is real!, to be the other gender, peeing in the shower and those horrid What the heck is wrong with pineapples/coconuts/oranges threads, the creator of those must be terrible. I wonder who he is?

Anyways, this isn't the first weird thread we've seen.

I pick spoon. Its easy to scoop things with it. Like Ice cream, or poop.
TheGenovesan
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Fork. It's a multipurpose tool, I can eat pretty much everything with it, cut my food with it, and if I accidentally break off a point I can rule the seas.

roydotor2000
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Well, Chopsticks are better.

GandalftheGrey666
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Kraken is real!, to be the other gender, peeing in the shower and those horrid What the heck is wrong with pineapples/coconuts/oranges threads


Who the hell would make such threads.Pineapples and coconuts? Really?
nichodemus
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Spoon, because you can't always lift your bowl, depending on your social setting. You can cut your food, albeit clumsily, scoop it up, and fulfill most of the necessary functions of a fork with a spoon. I don't even use a fork on most days.

aknerd
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I prefer to fork first, and spoon later.

Oh get your head out of the gutter.

dazzadaman
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I prefer eating cheesecake with a fork...

pangtongshu
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Sporks are absolutely terrible.


I detest such a statement..how do you find them terrible?

the creator of those must be terrible. I wonder who [s]he is?


I shan't apologize for my actions.

Did someone say...Spiderman thread?


Yeah..you did.
nichodemus
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I detest such a statement..how do you find them terrible?


Awfully hard to use.
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