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Charlie506
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One time i put a barbie doll in a blender, when it was all over i tasted it it tasted like (error to much language) so i went to the er and they said i think you half to go to the bathroom and poop it out ._.



R.I.P the barbie doll LOLZ

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pangtongshu
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That...that wasn't funny. Nor was it a joke.

Here's a good joke:
The amount of threads pertaining to the idea of telling jokes that AG has had.

ironblade41
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Heeheehee... I think Charlie might be 5 or 6. (Charlie506)

Charlie506
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I Did not type that, that was someone else.

Charlie506
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That was trying to be dumb.

ironblade41
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Mhm. Just mhm.

SSTG
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I set a trap, put some food in it, didn't catch anything.
I set the trap again, put some money in it, didn't catch anything.
I set the trap for the third time, put a gun in it, caught a redneck! xD xD xD

Charlie506
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Whatever,
why does Africa schools always have there tests right?
why
too many cheetahs.

this made my teacher laugh.

BRF321JOJO
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ok i think this whole forum itself is a joke
charlie make a weird joke and pangtongshu and ironblade41 are haters so he tried to say it wasnt him and he was being stupid an stuff and hmmmm just hmmm

DON'T BE A HATER DON'T BE LIKE How do you spell his name again panguhangarangshu

Charlie506
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rarely no one who posted in this forum a joke accept sttg

Why is it so hot in a football stadium after the game?
why?
Because the fans have left.

Charlie506
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wait! sstg I meant.

GandalftheGrey666
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Again? This is too much. But I have a joke.

Why does a newcomer go to The Tavern? To make a joke thread.

Charlie506
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Hey Hey Hey slow down there don't criticize me. i'ts my profile I could do whatever thread I want to.

ironblade41
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Hey Hey Hey slow down there don't criticize me. i'ts my profile I could do whatever thread I want to.


But I thought it wasn't you...
SSTG
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It's a true story but it makes a good joke.
Last Spring I was riding my bike (the bike path is mostly running along farmlands) and a farmer was fertilizing his field with manure and it was producing a stinky and dusty cloud all over.
The field was on my left and the wind was blowing from the same direction so
I was covered in manure dust, it was all over me and I was breathing it too so it wasn't very funny at the time but now it's hilarious! LMAO! xD

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