ForumsThe TavernIf you were to marry someone based on three questions, what would those questions be?

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Nomad

Credit goes to RobertFine.

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daleks
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Chamberlain

Do I know you?

Are you a girl?

Is your name ____________ or ____________ or maybe __________?*

If the answer is no to any of those I would not marry them.

*actual names of people I know would be put in here. And about 3 is the right amount of people I could see myself marrying

ironblade41
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Shepherd

Do you have a tattoo incorporating your belly button as the rectum of a monkey?

Did you just hear that?*

Well... You know what they say...**

*Ask at a point of complete silence. If she says yes, RED FLAG.
**If she says, yes, and doesn't say what they say, RED FLAG. If she says yes, and says what they say, you're in business,

darkblueoc
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Nomad

In other people's opinion, are you attractive?

Is reality real?

Are you lesbian?

Anwser key: Yes, No, Yes.

pangtongshu
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Jester

Do you promise not to take my **** when if we divorce?


Hopefully she wouldn't get offended by this =p
IAgreeWithYou
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Nomad

1. What is your favorite story to tell other people?

2. What do you find most important in a relationship?

3. What subjects did you enjoy in school, and why?

Assuming I would be able to see the other person I think that eventually I would find someone that is nearly perfect with those three questions.

goumas13
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Grand Duke

Are you rich?
Will you pay alimony to me?
If yes, how much will you pay in alimony?

I always wanted to be a trophy husband.

furrycritter241
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Nomad

What five things do you consider most important in life? God and Feeling the flow xD

If you won 1 million dollars, what would you do with it? Spend it on a house and never have to work and something that will make me more money.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Assuming she loves me, I will not include that as a question.

Why do you love me?
Do you know why I love you?
What does living mean to you?

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Peasant

Do you or you family have a history of terminal illnesses?
On a scale of 1to10 how violent are you?
What's most important to you in a relationship?

MoonFairy
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Shepherd

1. Do you truly love me?
2. What are your dreams?
3. Would you save a stranger if it meant giving your life?

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