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If you died right now, what are your last words?

Posted Jun 30, '14 at 4:08pm

wertyuiooo2

wertyuiooo2

4 posts

" I'll be back when I become zombie"

 

Posted Jul 1, '14 at 2:00pm

DidactUnbound

DidactUnbound

384 posts

"..."

 

Posted Jul 28, '14 at 1:02pm

apldeap123

apldeap123

1,532 posts

"Darn you, @R2D21999 !"
*gasp*

 

Posted Jul 28, '14 at 3:27pm

samiel

samiel

431 posts

"It was.....a lie." I assume my cause of death was poisened by cake.
Let's say I got shot. "Saint like *****es, I'm holy now."
Assuming there was a terrible accident "Hey, aint my fault."
Assuming I am about to be murdered "Hey, take your time dude, I need to do my taxes."
Assuming I have a Cigar in my mouth. "Hey, You there, yah you, gimme a light loser."
Assuming it was from venereal disease. "Hey look at this way, atleast it was something I loved."
Assuming it was the husband of the girl I got the disease from. "Your wife.........Was worth it......"
Assuming it was shark. "I got killed by a dinosaur.........BEAT THAT!"
Assuming I was killed by an overdose. "Maybe I'll get to meet Jimi Hendrix while he's hangin with Elvis and Jackson. Yaaaahhhhh that would be coooooool."
Assuming a serial killer is asking me questions to test my knowledge in a sort of twisted trivia thing. "You can suck my circumfrance, and kiss the square root of my ***! I'M OUT LOSER!"
Assuming I die in a Saw like situation. "Still better than GSN."
Assuming I killed playing Stay Alive. "Still better than Call Of Duty."
Assuming I get killed by stupid rednecks. " ****** MATT! I SAID HOLD IT STILL! I STILL CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU BUBBAH! SOMEBODY GIMME MY BEER!"
Assuming I get killed in a over the top Willy coyete manner. "Just shoot the ****** bird."
AND FINALLY "I felt the lowest lows and the highest highs, went fast and slow, hurried up and took my time, acted brash and shy. No regrets to life, but it's time to die. Truth be told, one regret. I'm not high."

 

Posted Jul 29, '14 at 12:09am

Voyage2

Voyage2

703 posts

Give me Burritos !

 

Posted Jul 29, '14 at 12:59am

samiel

samiel

431 posts

My actual last words. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHAHAHHHHAHAHHHA ha ha. AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Wait that wasn't even funny." I guess if that's a reference to my life that's kinda depressing.

 

Posted Jul 29, '14 at 11:51am

Pieguyme

Pieguyme

1,034 posts

Are you done in there yet? My gosh.

 

Posted Sep 7, '14 at 4:57pm

Crickster

Crickster

1,804 posts

I knew that cyborg would kill me at some point

 

Posted Sep 8, '14 at 7:01am

ajgelaga

ajgelaga

349 posts

"Don't worry, I know you ate my pizza. YAY!."


last edited Sep 08 2014 06:27 pm by Ferret
 

Posted Sep 8, '14 at 7:05am

Gladiator246

Gladiator246

377 posts

"Is this a dream?!"

 
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