ForumsThe TavernIf you died right now, what are your last words?

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BadHaikuBird
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Peasant

Credit to Podrick_Payne for this one.

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AskReddit
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Peasant

Hey, what the hell dude? You're stealing my niche.

But anyway, mine would be "We should probably get back to business". Kind of poetic in a way.

pangtongshu
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I'm loving these threads popping up..keep 'em up you guys.

"This is all your fault" - would haunt whomever is at the scene for the rest of his/her life

R2D21999
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"I want you... to fire... my agent... tell her... you sucked...."

CalvinKidd137
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"I left my fortune in the.. the..."

robotking98
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"I'm glad I ate your cheesecake"

xAyjAy
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assuming that i life long enough to say what i want, i would tell some gibberish words or a veeery long story to stay as long alive as possible.

i do not know what my real last words would be since i am not dieing right now. also, my last words depend on how i died and so on.

killersup10
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"Ha, guess the vaccines didn't work."


Let. It. Haunt.

daleks
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Well I am in my bed. So no one would here them. But let's assume I could write something down. All depends on how much time but I would at least right down 4 words. They are personal though.

EmperorPalpatine
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"Veni, vidi, visum." = "I came, I saw, I thought."

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

"Well, that was fun. Who's up for Chinese?"

SSTG
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I knew it!

Charlie506
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"tell my mom that, i used her toothbrush to wash the dirty toilet."

Minotaur55
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My last words would be one of these three:

1: "... the ***** happened... I ate my vegetables..."
2. "I now understand... what life is. It's about me eating more junk food..."
3. "I'm gonna take someone with me, I'll get bored in the afterlife!"

That might be it. Anything else and it is because I am hallucinating because of blood loss.

MageGrayWolf
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"Oh, ****!"
Or if someone is around.
"You're next."

Kasic
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Wouldn't it just be whatever you said last? I mean, if you died -right now- there wouldn't be any time to say more.

xeano321
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Mine would probably be either: "Ouch" or "Hey man, watch this."

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