ForumsThe TavernIf you died right now, what are your last words?

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BadHaikuBird
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Peasant

Credit to Podrick_Payne for this one.

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ironblade41
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Farmer

My last words...

"Oh! Look! Berries!"
"Oh! Look! Mushrooms!"
"Oh! Look! Stagnant water!"

or maybe...

"It's impossible to swallow your own tongue. Watch."

mybrand24
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Peasant

Mine would be âswigity swag see ya later ladsâ. Then put on some sun glasses

bigjacob
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Blacksmith

"Heh... I knew you would try something like this.. so guess what? I had the butler put a little something in your drink... see you soon.

Jacen96
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Herald

"Quick, I need a fairy."

~~~Darth Caedus

lord0ftiki
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Peasant

Mine would either be "Uh oh." Or "Potrei essere morto, ma io per sempre infestare questo posto e scatenare la mia ira su tutti i pancakes!"

Salvidian
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Blacksmith

&quotang, put that down!"

StormWalker
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Scribe

lol Sal.
"I can't be dying! It's not like R2 is still moving around in my stomach, trying to drill his way out, right?"

Nerdsoft
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Shepherd

"It was just a bit of surgery!"

bobawesome
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bobawesome
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Shepherd

I'm glad that I slipped you a little something. See you soon.(menacing laugh)

darkblueoc
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darkblueoc
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Peasant

S***. Noooo, g**d*** it! I'm still a *******ing virgin!!!!!!!

StormWalker
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Scribe

Or, possibly, "What do you mean this is a bad idea?"
I mean if you want the last sound that came out of my mouth, it would be what Emp said; "FUUUU~" *dies*

pangtongshu
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"Tell my mom..I'll be home...in a week"

DidactUnbound
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Peasant

"Death is only the beginning, not the end...not for me...I will see you very soon..."

IAgreeWithYou
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Peasant

I might have taken the title too literally but I just spent around 10 minutes trying to figure out what I last said.

It might not be what the thread was supposed to be but I'll post it anyway.

"Well, I guess we're supposed to wait".

It's interesting because it could be taken way deeper than it was when I said it. Actually, I think that would look really good on a tombstone. Hmm...

darkblueoc
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It's interesting because it could be taken way deeper than it was when I said it. Actually, I think that would look really good on a tombstone. Hmm...


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