ForumsThe TavernIf you died right now, what are your last words?

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BadHaikuBird
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BadHaikuBird
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Nomad

Credit to Podrick_Payne for this one.

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gamerguy12345
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Bard

My last words would be:

"I regret nothing"

partydevil
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partydevil
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Jester

i love you ****** (the name is not your business )

MoonFairy
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Shepherd

"The feels on the bus go round and round" A quote taken from pang

handlerfan
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handlerfan
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Nomad

I've had some pleasure playing this game. I hope the next game is even better.

OperationNilo
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Shepherd

The last words I said before this precise instant?
"Go away, I'm asleep."

mdv96
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Nomad

"Wake me, when you need me"

Maverick4
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skater_kid_who_pwns
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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

I'd just give the finger to whatever/whoever was there. I'm assuming if I died right now I would probably be getting robbed, which would mean I'd possibly(probably) get shot. So I'd pop the bird up, get popped, and then drop like all good birdies do.

aknerd
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Peasant

"Figures."

or perhaps:

"I would appreciate it if someone would delete my internet history"

HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Regent

Honestly I think you all got the question wrong. I don't think the thread is asking what you would want your last words to be. It wants to know what was the last thing you said, which, assuming "you died right now" (see thread title), would be your last words.

Mine would be something like "hurry up!". Glorious, I know; nay, epic.

Amarantamin
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Hehe, maybe I'm misunderstanding but it seems many are answering what they would say if given the chance, not what their words would have been if they died this very second.

Mine would be "If you'd like some help, I'm not doing anything important right now."

Which would seem very sarcastic if I died immediately thereafter.

ivan
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ivan
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King

Mine would be "I'll be back" or maybe "Hasta la vista, baby"

pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

Mine is a little different....
Me: I'm dying! is anyone here a doctor?
Random: I am
Me: well you're a nerd!! *dies*
Random:

xeano321
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Farmer

Mine is a little different....
Me: I'm dying! is anyone here a doctor?
Random: I am
Me: well you're a nerd!! *dies*
Random:


You call those last words? Pfff.

Mine:

Me: Hello mine turtle!
MT:HELLO!

*boom*
pangtongshu
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To continue the theme of the last two posts..

Person: pang, you ok?
Me: Dying bro...but..
Person: but what?
Me: I forgot what I was going to say..it was a line from the asdf movies..I can't remember- *croaks*

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