ForumsThe TavernIf you died right now, what are your last words?

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BadHaikuBird
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Peasant

Credit to Podrick_Payne for this one.

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GandalftheGrey666
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Shepherd

"God gives and god takes..."

SSTG
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Templar

Aargh if devoured by a lion or a bear or crushed under a falling bridge.
Ahhh if attacked by a giant spider and rolled into a cocoon waiting to be eaten alive by it's babies.
Biatch, if back-stabbed by a girl.
Oh sh*t if about to be run over by a semi fully loaded.

Crickster
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Jester

Hey you know whos gay... you OH COME ON.

Maverick4
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Shepherd

(Talking about Octodad) "...And when he tries to wash the dishes, his arms are all like - blooby blooby blooby!"

*flops arms around like an idiot*

idigit
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idigit
256 posts
Peasant

i left a million dollars in the...___________________________________

*flatline*

mrdeath9700
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mrdeath9700
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Peasant

im really dying so my words are IRONHIDE WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

spikeabc
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Scribe

" I knew that button did something weird..."

Charlie506
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Peasant

" I killed your girlfriend. "

rychus
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rychus
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Blacksmith

"See you soon."

Devoidless
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Scribe

"Green jester needs food--badly!"

And I'm sure that someone near me will quietly weep "Your health is low. Do you have potions? Or food?"

sayde
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sayde
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Peasant

"Oops."

Someone has to say it.

gh0sts
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gh0sts
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Farmer

"Rosebud."

xeano321
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xeano321
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Blacksmith

"Oops."


I wonder how many times that has been said LOL.
FreckledTerror
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Shepherd

"I hope my death will bring more people to Christ than I can do myself"

I'm a christian, so I want to bring people to Christ.

jcwgames
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Scribe

Agreed.

Mine would be that or "Huh. How odd."

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