ForumsThe TavernIf you died right now, what are your last words?

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BadHaikuBird
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Peasant

Credit to Podrick_Payne for this one.

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minecraftsniper
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Constable

I will think in a street and lied in there dying when my son see me and he comes to help and my last words will be :" get your knee out of my balls it hurtss" like in the Click movie

Charlie506
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Peasant

" Koala bears are now extinct. " * poof *

LaurenLouise1507
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Peasant

"I should probably go to sleep"

R2D21999
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Templar

"You know... I've wondered what my cookies taste like."

Or maybe even...

"Storm I'm sorry for selling your underwear to a porn site. But it was for a good deal."

wflag10
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Peasant

"Don't look at my browser history."

StormWalker
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Scribe

What I've said most recently...
"I have no idea what you're saying. Shut up."
What I'm probably going to say if faced with some sort of horrible ending:
"I'm so disappointed."

BrandieAaron
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Peasant

Smeg...

sinhellsing
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sinhellsing
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Shepherd

I'd probably say:
"Smile, tomorrow could be much worse."

Arkendrake
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Arkendrake
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Peasant

Maybe for me,it would be:

"I died trying to live."

mightybob
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mightybob
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Shepherd

I couldn't cus if I died right now I can't talk.

Nurvana
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Nurvana
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Blacksmith

Greg was the gun
Allen was the bullet
Smeg was the fault

Nurvana
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Nurvana
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Blacksmith

Smeg...


And of course I forgot to quote BrandieAaron, rendering my post even more indecipherable than it already was.
FishPreferred
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Archduke

"Well, this is gonna suck..."

kylefitch1
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Scribe

Bye.

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Count

"We Are Young was overplayed so much a couple years back."

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