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Mr_Sand
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First off this list is all of fake games. What I would imagine to be the worst games I would ever play. I wrote this article in Highschool so I thought I would share it.

Remember these games aren't real to the best of my knowledge


Drunken FreeWay Run
System: Super Nintendo (arcade style)

Description:
After going to a bar for 5 hours, you are dropped off on the side of the freeway. The other side has more booze. Earn points for safely crossing the road in the frogger-esque game. Crossing the road in the allotted time period will earn you bonus points. The more levels you beat the drunker your character becomes. Watch your character sway back and forth across a busy freeway. The game ends when you drink enough to pass out or you are hit by enough cars.


Wii Heavy Exercise Sports
Console: Wii

Soccer: Use the Wii weighted Nunchuck and Remote to run. Kick the Wii heavy bowling ball to score points.

Heavy Basketball Free Throws:
Use the heavy bowling ball to simulate shooting baskets. Try not to let go

Wii Track:
Attach the wii lead weights to your arms and ankles while you run in place.


Knot Tying
DS
Use your fingers to tie various boy scout knots in the required time.

Gun Cleaning
DS
Use the Stylus to clean various guns and gun chambers. Take apart the weapons with your Stylus and rub the stylus around to simulate a cleaning rag. Then try out the gun to see if it has a misfire

These are just comical little games that probably wouldn't succeed in the gaming world

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pickpocket
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That really old superman game was terrible too. I forget the exact name, but you know what im talking about.

pangtongshu
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Superman 64.

Aquaman would compete with it for worst...but it is saved by two things:
1) Aquaman's beautiful hair in the game
2) Aquaman being the second best superhero ever (first is Squirrel Girl, of course)

xaeros
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Most people that say that are usually one-sided anyway. Anyone that can say WOW is the worst game doesn't like it because
1.) they are too cheap to buy it even though it is free for the first bit of levels
2.) They just don't like MMOs in general
3.) They don't bother to even try the game in the first place
4). They can't run it on their computer or it is hard to get used to on the computer

5) They played it and didn't liked it for its graphics, content ?
That was ages ago and I don't know if they fixed it now, the the graphics were very crappy back in time (I can't stand polygonal shape on avatar...)

WoW is probably the best MMO anyone's ever gonna make.

There are a lot of MMOs worth trying, some are better than WOW. The success of a MMO is an advertizement success rather than a content/gameplay success.
xaeros
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I agree unless the Elder Scrolls online is really great. If WOW wasn't that great then there probably wouldn't be millions of people still playing it


Keep an eye on FF XIV revamp, it's worth it
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5) They played it and didn't liked it for its graphics, content ?
That was ages ago and I don't know if they fixed it now, the the graphics were very crappy back in time (I can't stand polygonal shape on avatar...)
Graphics got better with the expansion sets. But of course, I have a word for people who play games for graphics, though it's blocked by the forum's filter.

And how dare you say that WoW has little content. WoW is the big daddy of MMOs. It's got four expansions.

Still, I'm not very keen on MMOs either way. Their very nature demands a level of grinding and routine that I can't find appealing. Addictive, sure, but life's just too short.
xaeros
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I have a word for people who play games for graphics, though it's blocked by the forum's filter.


excuse me for being unwilling to play a MMO with graphics which disgusts ma. But that's all tastes and matters, you don't have the right to judge people on that.

And how dare you say that WoW has little content.

WoW has paying extensions. But yeah they improved that. Though I never said it had no content. Just that other MMOs have more enjoyable content (power creep is bad and didn't benefit WoW).

WoW is the big daddy of MMOs.


That's wrong. There were plenty of MMOs before WoW, and some still alive. To prevent further mistakes, I recommend you to look at [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_massively_multiplayer_online_games] which sums it up really well
ihsahn
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I'm not saying it's the first MMO, I'm saying it's a behemoth. If MMOs were a country WoW would be president. And public enemy #1, because it kills other MMOs left and right.
Paid or not, it's got content. Tons of it.

excuse me for being unwilling to play a MMO with graphics which disgusts ma. But that's all tastes and matters, you don't have the right to judge people on that.

Actually, I can judge anything I like. We're all entitled to our opinions. And I think playing games for the graphics falls just short of going to movies for the explosions on the retard meter. Go play Papers Please and tell me it's a bad game because it's pixelated. Or Hotline Miami. Or Fez.
xaeros
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Actually, I can judge anything I like. We're all entitled to our opinions. And I think playing games for the graphics falls just short of going to movies for the explosions on the retard meter. Go play Papers Please and tell me it's a bad game because it's pixelated. Or Hotline Miami. Or Fez.


Would you pay for something you won't like ? I don't think so. Neither would I. As simple as that. I don't play games for graphics, I decide not to play them because of graphics (on par with many other stuff but that counts).
ihsahn
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If there's other reasons, great, I just think graphic obsession is one of the things that's destroying AAA releases lately. Who cares about looks if it plays well and immerses you in other ways.

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I'd have to say Superman The New Adventures, I can't remember the last time, if ever, a good Superman game was made.

Drink
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my list of worst games on company consoles [will limit to exclusives]

nintendo: worst game = Punch out [people say its a classic but i hate it]

sony/playstation worst game = Digimon World Data Squad [the least fun of ps games i can think of]

xbox = all halo games [its not that i prefer cod i just dont want to play a game thats fully of futuristic stuff and 12 year olds screaming]:

Jblaze101
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I say ET or Karnage for right now

Digobr23
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I don't know, but I think Perfect World and the newer Pokemon games are on my list of worst games ever. Just my opinion, though, don't kill me for it.

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*reads OP* *does what OP says*

DS: Language writer: Read a word in your language then write it in another language.

Anything console based: Call of Duty 2000: Where everything cool already happened in the last Call of Duty.

Anything console based: Game Making: Where you type in codes to make games that you don't even get to play.

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HALO WARS.

Probably the worst Halo they decided to bring out. I spent my money on this crap game.

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