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walrusman72
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Welcome to the Tower! This thread allows users to destroy or defend the Tower. The destroyers want it gone because it contains Treasure beyond anyone's wildest dreams, and the defenders must guard it down to the last second of their lives. Let the war begin.

Tower: 100,000 Hp
Status: Good
Affects: None

How this works is that attackers will post "attacks" to try to destroy the tower. Defenders will post defenses, to protect and save the tower. The game ends and the winner is announced when either the the towers Hp reaches 200,000 or the attackers destroy the tower.

EXAMPLE:

RaNdOm GuY1: I throw stones at the tower.

RaNdOm GuY2: I put a bandage on the tower were it was hurt.

Walrusman72:
Guy1: Not very effective -1 hp
Guy2: +1 hp

Tower: 100,000 Hp
Status: Good
Affects: None

Affects are given by me and are just random affects to the tower, such as adding defense and the like.

Rule: Don't disrupt the topic

Now, attackers, GET DESTROYING! Defenders, SMASH THE ATTACKERS!

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benman113
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Ha jokes on you, I can make myself projectile vommit whenever I want

benman113
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My projectile vommit dislodges it, I mean my character is a pretty heavy drinker and all.
(P.S you shouldn't kill the only attacker someone has to be the bad guy)

benman113
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You *attempt* you hand but you didn't know that there is a black hole where my heart should be.

shadowgun453
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LOL, I agree with Spirit here, this is sort of going into anarchy here, but I'm having fun though. Anyway, if you play Battle Pirates of Facebook then you'll know I know how to deal with the Craken, I send a widow maker nuke missile to blow the Craken SKY HIGH!!!

benman113
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uggh sorry gibberish just read that post without the you hand part in it.

benman113
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I activate my nuclear interception devices to attempt to blow what could blow the Kraken sky high, sky high.

benman113
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I make a cure so that you don't change this game into a zombie survival RPG and release it immediately in a gaseous form

benman113
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Oh well all I loose are kittens and mettallica, I then put on my gas mask.

benman113
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Gas masks don't have air supplies. They either filter out or break down toxins as they bring in air. I make a truce for us two to wait until walrusman comes back.

helper08
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(We should really only have 1 post per round, but it's whatever Walrus accepts ^ . ^'

walrusman72
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Blk, Benman... you made my morning... you guys have free rein to do this, but lets tone this down *just* a little bit ok? But helper kind of brings up a rule i need on this thread... Rule: you can't post twice in a row. anyways, i have all of these pages to comb through so get ready for another MEGA POST!

Blk: Oops! sorry i forgot you, you must have posted as i was writing my post! anyways, extra mercenaries, 2x affect for the current gunman

Tower: 10,060 Hp
Status: Good
Affects: Self-esteam! x2 affect for all defending units
Gunmen: attacks attacker units x2 (inactive)
EMP: disables the next electronic attack
GUN METAL!!!!!: 2x for all attackers until someone pays off metallica.

Benman: ...ok?... you distract the gunmen until the kittens are killed
Blk: TRUE! i'll deal with that

Tower: 10,060 Hp
Status: Good
Affects: Self-esteam! x2 affect for all defending units
Gunmen: attacks attacker units x2 (inactive)

Blk: Ok...
Benman: you nullify the above affect soooooo yeah
Blk: Guard dogs! NOMNOMNOM

Tower: 10,060 Hp
Status: Good
Affects: Self-esteam! x2 affect for all defending units
Gunmen: attacks attacker units x2

helper: ... Woah... The energy dogs surround the current guard dogs and they become beast dogs. The energy walls don't take long (they are pure energy) the sword hand... ok, and the explosion... mettalica is gone and now they are dead... +140
Benman: The dogs take up the offer! also... i think the defenders are all guys
soooo yeah. but you do make the tower kind of sad.

Tower: 10,200 Hp
Status: Good
Affects attacks attacker units x2

Shadowgun: ok, sweet +50
Benman: SUCCESS! -50
Blk: YEAH! +70
Benman: not very effective: -20
Blk: ok...(when did this become an RPG)
Benman...weird

EVERTHING BELOW THIS ^^^ POST IS SILLY NONSENSE FIGHTING
(which is pretty funny)
Guys, that was fun but Benman better get back to smashing the tower...

helper08
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(sword hand was in case anyone wanted to fight :P)

walrusman72
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Helper: alright.
Blk: ok... Benman, your dogs are gone. +50

Tower: 10,300 Hp
Status: Good
Affects attacks attacker units x2

OperationNilo
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I convince an army of terrible creatures to aid me in defending the tower.

walrusman72
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OperationNilo: Cool. +150

Tower: 10,450 Hp
Status: Good
Affects attacks attacker units x2

... there seems to be a lack of attackers...

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