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Worried about my height.

Posted Aug 10, '13 at 11:21pm

nichodemus

nichodemus

11,843 posts

Knight

Go for an Asian chick.

 

Posted Aug 11, '13 at 8:57am

aknerd

aknerd

1,275 posts

Dangle from your feet for several hours a day.

 

Posted Aug 15, '13 at 9:01pm

killersup10

killersup10

1,784 posts

If you feel short, move to Ireland. Legend says they are all 3 feet tall and have lucky charms and red hair. Those little leprechaun fellows. You'll meet a nice leprechaun girls and make little muggle babies and everything will work out.

 

Posted Aug 16, '13 at 12:11am

Minotaur55

Minotaur55

1,226 posts

Knight

Shortness is natural. It happens. Most cultures have people who are very tall, and others are just born and grow up to be short human beings. Unless you did not receive the proper amount of Calcium in your childhood you really don't have an issue.

No girl will want me.

Rule number of about getting girls: If you have an attitude like that the world will chew you up, spit you out, and incinerate you in a furnace fueled by the souls forgotten for ages.

 
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