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Battle of the Beasts (Current battle: pg. 39)

Posted Sep 14, '13 at 5:31pm

spikeabc

spikeabc

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Lion. faster and will get the 1st strike guaranteed...assuming the lion isn't sleeping or tranquilized. also the lion will bite the bear with the teeth of justice.

 

Posted Sep 14, '13 at 7:21pm

Salvidian

Salvidian

4,299 posts

Lions are the kings of the jungle! You can't possibly think a title like that isn't cool.

 

Posted Sep 15, '13 at 3:23pm

EmperorPalpatine

EmperorPalpatine

9,475 posts

Lions are the kings of the jungle!

They don't even live in the jungle; they live on the plains.
 

Posted Sep 15, '13 at 3:23pm

Riptizoid101

Riptizoid101

6,332 posts

They don't even live in the jungle; they live on the plains.


Don't question media logic.
 

Posted Sep 15, '13 at 3:29pm

spikeabc

spikeabc

1,696 posts

Don't question media logic.


Well considering all media logic is either biased or completely wrong...
 

Posted Sep 15, '13 at 3:35pm

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

10,000 posts

Another thing for burrs being better than lions..

Lion's kid is in danger..he just falls off the rocks like a wimp. Burrs kid in danger and it touchdowns you into the ground.

 

Posted Sep 15, '13 at 4:42pm

Jacen96

Jacen96

3,171 posts

Bears.

Because Lions are one of the laziest animals in the Kingdom.

Their day goes like this
Lion: Hey look, some hyenas found some food (turns to one of his lionesses), scare them off.
Lioness #1: Yes sir
Later
Lioness#2: We've secured the food, how much can we have
Lion: I GET IT FIRST, YOU WAIT.
Lion sleeps
end story

~~~Darth Caedus

 

Posted Sep 15, '13 at 4:51pm

HahiHa

HahiHa

5,512 posts

Knight

Bears.

Lions have great fangs but bears have a tough hide. And huge paws that can send jumping salmons flying. Also, and this has nothing to do with a direct confrontation, but bears adapt easily to urban areas while lions do not.

 

Posted Sep 15, '13 at 4:58pm

Maverick4

Maverick4

6,889 posts

Bears.

The average time of intercourse from engagement to coitus is 15 seconds for a lion. And you thought you had problems.

 

Posted Sep 15, '13 at 5:03pm

aknerd

aknerd

1,431 posts

but the Lions.....dose incisors....

excuse me
http://www.hsd3.org/HighSchool/Teachers/MATTIXS/Mattix%20homepage/studentwork/LYNNZIE%20TOMPKINS%20WEBPAGE/ASSETS/teeth.jpg


Also: kodiak brown bears: 1000+ lbs
Lions: 400 lbs

Lions have very little stamina as well, and bears are not exactly fragile. Grizzly bears aren't slow, either. They can run about 60 kph. And you have to be pretty quick to swipe a salmon out of a river.
 
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