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This thread is just like Battle of the Bands or Battle of the Brands, except with creatures.
Basically all you do is you vote for an animal that would beat the other.
Today we will solve one of movies greatest mysteries:
Which one is stronger?
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they glow under UV light, c'mon
Scorpions win no doubt about it.
Anyways lets do something that may work.
I will be gone next week which is why I'm doing this battle so late.
Battle will end when I get back which will probably be next Sunday.
Wrong bull pic. Whoops.
Wrong bull pic. Whoops.
XD Smooth. I vote rhinos because of their tough hide. You never see a human trying to ride a rhino.
*disclaimer: I know that one of you will look it up and find someone riding a rhino. I meant that it isn't COMMON to see someone riding a rhino.
Rhino becuase, HORNS.
Rhino because of tough hide and boss attitude.
We only think of bulls of being so aggressive because of bull fighting...but that is after they have been starved and tortured, and then being aggravated by a waving cloth.
Bulls have been domesticated and rhinos are wild animals so on that basis I'll go with rhino because the only advantage I see the bull having is speed and I honestly think it could stand a chance but the rhino is heavier and tougher the bull would have to be agile enough to consistently dodge the rhino long enough to do enough damage to take the rhino down I just don't see it happening.
Nice bull pic, a slight revenge.
But nevertheless a Rhino mops the floor with a Bull, equal how big he is, so --> Rhino
Rhino, pretty much for the above reasons.
Rhino, for reasons already mentioned.
Rhinoceros. Nobody has ever tried to make "Rhino fighting" a thing because the casualties would be too high.
Rhinoceros. Cause it's in general tougher than the bull. Also, did anybody else read "Battle of the breasts" when they first looked at this thread? I don't think I've ever clicked on something so fast in my life. >_>
Alright I'm back and this time I'll be serious no overpowered mountain vs weak pebble anymore.
NYC gave me lots of time to think.
By the way, just incase if anyone brings it up. No weapons of any type except their body.
Well, it really depends. On paper, a man would win in a fight just through sheer physical strength as a result of testosterone.
By think, there are a multitude of other variables to consider. What if the man is infatuated with the woman or vice-versa? What if the woman was a professional bodybuilder? What if the man has a personal virtue of not hitting women? What if the man was a 90 year old and the woman was in her youth? Have they taken any substances that could impair or inhibit any of their senses, or boosted them? Consider their psychological states, as well. There are more, but I won't list them.
There are far too many variables to consider, so I'll just flip this coin to decide. Heads for men, tails for women.
Looks like I vote for the woman.
Well if it's just one on one and no other things involved...I still don't know.
But since the first vote was for the woman then I'll vote for the man. Alternate. Hahaha!
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