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R2D21999
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This thread is just like Battle of the Bands or Battle of the Brands, except with creatures.
Basically all you do is you vote for an animal that would beat the other.
Today we will solve one of movies greatest mysteries:
Lions
http://eofdreams.com/data_images/dreams/lion/lion-05.jpg

Vs.

Bears
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/cache/grizzly-bear_566_600x450.jpg

Which one is stronger?

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FishPreferred
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Neither. They are the god and goddess of love (receptively) so no fighting is to be had.


Actually, I think Eros/Cupid is supposed to be the god of passion or just general infatuation, whereas Aphrodite/Venus is the deity originally associated with love. She's also his mother, so I think she has the upper hand; at least until he gets a real job and stops sponging off his relatives.
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Aprodite is part of the twelve olympians, cupid not... Aphrodite is simply more improtant, so i vote for her.

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I think cupid would win. those arrows look sharp enough to do serious damage.

Ernie15
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Aphrodite, because of the pictures you didn't show.

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I think while Cupid and Aphrodite might have slightly different areas of relevance, Aphrodite is still something like the main goddess in matters of love and passion. She obviously wins.

R2D21999
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Aphrodite has won the battle, it shows women really are the true species for love.

Except Storm, she has no love.

Time for next battle.

Slender Man

VS

Enderman

TheMostManlyMan
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Slenderman for sure, Slendy has given me many a nightmare, not a single one from the Endermen.

~Manly

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Having been killed by both many times,I'll vote Slender man as he has killed me more

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Slender. On the grounds that it is smarter and does not have the weakness of being unable to see men wearing pumpkins on their heads.

gh0sts
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Slender is an actual legend that some people are legitimately afraid of and not just some random game obstacle. I'll vote for Slender.

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Enderman look dumb and besides they don't have in Minecraft pocket edition. However, Slender is very creepy and some people are legitimately afraid that I know...

So Slender it is.
>thosearmsdoe

Ernie15
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Comparing Slenderman to a Minecraft monster? You might as well put Freddy Krueger against a Goomba.

Of course Slenderman wins. He's a real villain. Not "real" in the sense that he isn't fictional, but you get the idea. He has depth, as well as a story behind his character that people of certain age groups actually believe.

The only real similarity between these two that I see is that their names rhyme, but by that logic, you can just as easily battle Jeff the Killer against Wentworth Miller.

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Welp Slendy won in this battle that seems to have been a bit obvious now that I think about it more.

Now let's do a battle of two beasts everyone here should know and if you don't then you're a failure at ArmorGaming.

In this corner we have the blue mastodon, the trunked mammoth the Blue Elephant!(couldn't find a website with info about the blue elephant)

And in this corner we have the sushi loving feline, the big Felis catus, Sushi Cat!(there was a wiki but there was absolutely 0 info about sushi cat)

Battle will end in 5 to 6 days.

gh0sts
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Sushi Cat could just eat the Blue Elephant. What can the Blue Elephant due, jump on Sushi Cat?

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2 reasons sushi cat wins:

1) it eats sushi (I kinda like sushi or something...)
2) after eating the sushi it gets hella fat and can then smash the very small blue elephant.

Sushi cat wins for me.

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