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R2D21999
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This thread is just like Battle of the Bands or Battle of the Brands, except with creatures.
Basically all you do is you vote for an animal that would beat the other.
Today we will solve one of movies greatest mysteries:
Lions
http://eofdreams.com/data_images/dreams/lion/lion-05.jpg

Vs.

Bears
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/cache/grizzly-bear_566_600x450.jpg

Which one is stronger?

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Jacen96
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John T. Elephant

Because he can just poop out a bunch of pastries, feed them to sushi cat, and sushi cat will explode.

~~~Darth Caedus

UnleashedUponMankind
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Nah, sushi cat wont explode, he can poop whatever he want, the sushi cat will simply roll over him --> Sushi Cat

Ernie15
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There is no way Sushi Cat could lose a battle with the Blue Elephant. The best that Blue could do would be to defecate large amounts of pastries in the hopes that it would put him on Sushi Cat's good side, but even then, Sushi Cat could just roll over him or gobble him up in one bite.

R2D21999
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Uhh.. wow.. yeah only five that's not good.

Anyways, Sushi Cat was the real winner this round. So pastries just couldn't catch up with sushi.

Let us start another battle, but this time let's take a more game-like approach.

Octorok

VS

Peashooter

pangtongshu
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A rock shooter vs. a peashooter

rock shooter

UnleashedUponMankind
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Peashooter... shoot peas
Octorok... shoot rocks

Rocks > peas

Octorok wins!

Chryosten
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Rocks are way more effective than peas. So Octorok wins.

HahiHa
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The projectiles of the peashooter must be quite hard, after all it uses it effectively against zombies. I assume those peas are quite heavily lignified.

But that just means that the octorok and the peashooter might be on equal terrain concerning the nature of the projectile. The octorok has a more substantial advantage than just shooting rocks: it seems to be mobile, while the peashooter is certainly sessile. This gives the upper hand to the octorok.

Salvidian
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Those octorok things were obnoxious. Nothing alive could defeat them without becoming futilely angry and whipping their controller across--

Sorry, forgot this was about the two plants. :|

In any case, yes, the octorok can cause anger at any rate. Meanwhile peashooters are pretty boring enemies.

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Definitely Octorok. It looks ****** and the peashooter just looks like a wimpy piece of crap... And of course

rocks > peas

It's a definite Octorok for me.

CherryCoke360
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Octorok looks more intimidating.. octorok is my vote.

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For the reasons stated about rocks being more effective as peas, I will vote for Octorok. I will never understand how peas are effective projectiles against zombies.

Riptizoid101
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I'll be a hipster and vote for the peashooter.

Why?

Because who wouldn't vote for a plant that can take down countless waves of zombies only through the use of shooting peas like projectiles? Oh wait, you guys.

Blackbeltr0
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Peashooter

That new game tho:

GardenWarfare

The Peashooter is like infantry!

~~Black~~

Jacen96
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The octorok, sure they die to a shield bash, but if you don't pay attention they can be annoying.

~~~Darth Caedus

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