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R2D21999
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This thread is just like Battle of the Bands or Battle of the Brands, except with creatures.
Basically all you do is you vote for an animal that would beat the other.
Today we will solve one of movies greatest mysteries:
Lions
http://eofdreams.com/data_images/dreams/lion/lion-05.jpg

Vs.

Bears
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/cache/grizzly-bear_566_600x450.jpg

Which one is stronger?

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UnleashedUponMankind
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You send your relatives in a battle?^^

Portal... so GLaDOS

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Why AUTO and not the original HAL-9000? I pick GLaDOS. AUTO is just a machine following orders, not being intentionally malicious. GLaDOS went crazy.

R2D21999
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These things aren't beasts. They are robots


Racism against robots! Flag! Flag!

They can be beasts, do your research.
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Glados didn't even know what auto was.

Riptizoid101
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GLaDOS. I absolutely fell for that bot when she sang that ending for Portal.

â«This was a triumph.I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead...â«

Jacen96
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AUTO cuz YOLO

and Johnny fi- I mean wall-e is cute.

~~~Darth Caedus

Clancy12
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That "Auto" thing looks like a big steering wheel!

*reads info*

It actually is a big steering wheel! I vote for it. It will win.

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GLaDOS because she is deadly with her neurotoxins, love for 'science' and way more heartless than Auto. Also, it took a lot of effort to defeat her whereas AUTO is defeated with a flip of a switch. Oh, and also because Portal is awesome.

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I vote GLaDOS. AUTO just misunderstood simple orders and relies also on other bots. I don't know much about GLaDOS, having never played Portal, but it seems she's the only enemy you fight, and apparently is a very original villain.

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I vote GLaDOS. Her unfailing sense of morbid humor is great.

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You forgot to tell us who won the last battle. Not that anyone else actually noticed.

Let's see. An antagonistic robot from a barely memorable animated film whose only real role in the film is attempting to prevent the humans from reaching Earth without actually knowing why and thus only being classified as a villain because the orders he was given clash with what other "good" characters want for themselves, or a guiding robot from a video game I've never played who apparently becomes antagonistic later in the game? Tough call.

I'll vote for GLaDOS, because she sounds like she has a more interesting personality.

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GLaDOS, because she is very cool.

R2D21999
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Dragon won the battle that happened 2 weeks ago.

GLaDOS won this one.

I know this battle would fit better with Battle of the People but I don't care, deal with it.

Santa Claus (the magical one not the actual Saint Nick.)

VS

Jesus

That's right folks we have a Christmas battle here.

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lol jesus and his frail body doesn't even have any gains just all cardio

Santa be bulking big time he knows how to lift

Santa baby

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Anyone one else laughing at Santa and Jesus falling under the 'beast' category?

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