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StormWalker
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Frank told me to make a thread. Not sure why. But I'm making a thread. We also sell R2 smoothies ($0.99 for a small, $1.49 med, and $1.99 large), pangerade ($1.49), Mino n' cheese ($7.99), Ferret Roast ($12.99) and other spectacular things. Ask about our Frankenbury pie sale! Comes in different flavors such as Fresh Frank, Fried Frank, and Franky Frank.
Also, buy are waffles, which are made of sunshine dust and poo! Buy one get all the rest in stock free!

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Salvidian
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Farmer

Please don't order any salsa or salad. I can't afford to lose more blood and body parts, respectively.

StormWalker
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Jester

that just takes all the fun out of it.

Salvidian
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Fine. Just promise me you won't double dip or mix ranch with my skin.

xeano321
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xeano321
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Where are the Xeano smoothies?? R2 makes them from stuff under my bed.

Salvidian
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Farmer

^He's referring to his sock collection.

You didn't hear that from me.

>_>

pangtongshu
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pangtongshu
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Did I say my products could be associated with this joke of a food stand? No.

See me in my office..we will write up a contract.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

*Puts on glasses and takes out briefcase*

Seems to me that you're running a little... business here.

Lucky for you, I happen to be a connoisseur in terms of things like this. Ahem.

The Rip Menu-

Ripassion Fruit
Ripineapple
Ripomegranate
Ripapaya
Ripear
Ripeach
Riplum

Interested? Hold on, let me contact my people. We'll work out a business deal.

Salvidian
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If I don't make my quota I'll be forced to sell salmon. HELP ME PLEASE.

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