There's a rumor going around my part of the States that you get a free dozen donuts from Krispy Kreme if you come in dressed like a pirate... and talk like one. Anyone know if that's true?
Shiver me timbers! Arrrrrg.... So it be true that such a day like this exists fer landlubbers to be imitatin' the true scurvy dogs of the seas...
Yo ho ho, Gantic, do ya think ye can arrange a similar occasion where t' landlubbers and the captains of the seven seas talk in me medieval speak? But don't you spill yer grog, 'tis just a wee suggestion. I'd thank ye, but it be breaking character, Arrrrrrrrg.
Why 'ello my good find chaps, 'tis be a most wondrous day for saili-
By George, what is this? You all speak as if the creatures of the deep have clamped your tongues to your inner cheeks!
I say, we may be Pirates, but we are not uncivilized scoundrels! My dearest Sal! Remember when we used to set sail on the Blue Pebble back when we worked for the Queen? You spoke with such a beautiful tongue! And even during our most early pirating days, you had such an exquisite way with words! Why do you talk so distasteful now?