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daleks
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Chamberlain

I was browsing the Internet, probably should be studying but whatever. Anyway, I came across this list of wise words. Got me thinking, what wise words have you heard? Do you agree with most of the wise words you have heard?

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EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

Never lick the sharp edge of a steak knife.

Salvidian
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Farmer

"Don't **** around with police officers." Was originally said by my uncle, who was a sherrif for 30 years.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Don't eat glue.
Don't eat coins.
Don't eat scissors.
Don't eat paper.
Don't eat the stuffing you find in couches.
Don't lick that.
Don't lick this.
Don't eat too much junk food. It's bad for your health.
Don't drink tap water unless it's a new sink.

My mother has said all of these things at one point in my life. True story.

Maverick4
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Peasant

#YOBFE

You only burn for ever; a sobering counterpart for #YOLO.

EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

Note to self: Pink insulation is not cotton candy.

JoshTheBoss
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Nomad

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rain.

gman144
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Blacksmith

Happy wife, Happy Life- My Grandmother

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