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The Unending War of the Towers

Posted Oct 6, '13 at 1:09pm

neoexdeath

neoexdeath

328 posts

I conjure a shield, so my wall wont be painted in red (or purple).
I also order my archers to throw water balloons with blue paint (and the balloons can go through my shield) at your men. >:)

 

Posted Oct 6, '13 at 3:48pm

OperationNilo

OperationNilo

2,044 posts

My men begin to tie their sausages together to make a great sausage rope, and then they throw the sausage rope over your wall and begin escalating it. Some men are hit by your archers' blue paint water balloons and fall to their deaths, but others manage to climb onto the walls, and my brave sausage men begin pelting your archers with their giant sausages.

I also order my Commander in Chief, Oskar Majer, to leave the men attacking Nerdsoft to their fate, and my extremely intelligent, powerful, strong, and handsome commander begins to give orders to my sausage legion to continue climbing the great sausage rope, no matter how many men fall to their sad and pathetic deaths.

The siege engines begin to fire great sausages at the wall as well, but due to the great imbecility of my engineers, the sausages bounce off of your shields and fall on top of some of my men, leaving them crushed under tons of fresh meat.

 

Posted Oct 7, '13 at 12:58am

neoexdeath

neoexdeath

328 posts

But in the mean time I recruit some blue Poker knights  which throw sharp blue poker cards at your sausage men (and they eventually fall off the wall)!
Then I repaint the wall blue and watch your men succumb in fresh meat. :o

 

Posted Oct 7, '13 at 11:21am

OperationNilo

OperationNilo

2,044 posts

Firstly, I order my remaining men to retreat back to my siege camp. I then summon my commanders and begin planning a new offensive. A group of men, using their great sausages as shields against the sharp cards, rush rapidly towards the wall.

The great sausages launched by the catapults are piled together by those  men, and together, the sausages form a ramp over which many of my men will now attempt to escalate the walls after the initial assault fails. If the sausage men are defeated, I also recruit a few dozen cucumber men with giant cucumbers as clubs and cucumber-shaped cucumber armor.

Faced with thousands of deadly cards that slice some of them in half and make them trip and fall to their death below, the sausage men continue their relentless push for the top of the wall. Some manage to get on top, and begin smashing and breaking their sausages over the heads of some poker knights.

 

Posted Oct 7, '13 at 12:42pm

neoexdeath

neoexdeath

328 posts

Oh well. I launch a fire ball at your giant sausages so your sausage men can't climb up. Also, the other giant sausages are deflected by my shield, so your men die succumbed by fresh meat (again). I then propose peace between our towers.

 

Posted Oct 7, '13 at 6:15pm

OperationNilo

OperationNilo

2,044 posts

After considering your proposal for a short while, I send several cucumber men with my signature approving of the peace. However, I will not call it peace, because it will eventually end. I propose instead an armistice, hoping you will be of a similar mind.

(because if people don't begin posting soon, I'll attack you again to keep activity in the thread up, lol)

 

Posted Oct 8, '13 at 1:31am

neoexdeath

neoexdeath

328 posts

I accept the armistice.
In the mean time, I recruit more blue poker knights, give them more shard blue poker cards and a giant sharp blue poker card with hilt to use as sword. And I recruit more archers with blue paint balloons, and 5 apprentices for me to teach them magic.

 

Posted Oct 8, '13 at 7:55am

Nerdsoft

Nerdsoft

1,049 posts

I dump indigo paint all over my walls, fill the water with more indigo and breed indigo into all the plants. My livestock will be fed indigo roots and my buildings will be indigo stone. Then I decide I don't actually like it only indigo so I add some navy and white stripes.

 

Posted Oct 8, '13 at 11:29am

OperationNilo

OperationNilo

2,044 posts

After signing the armistice, I return to my tower and order my remaining men to build a fort around it. Just around the central tower will be a powerful stone bastion with tall walls and a single rampart leading to the plains. After the bastion will be a wooden palisade, and after this will be a stout earthen wall.

With these new fortifications, I order my sausage men to fashion a flag. It will be a dark red Sausage upon a lush navy field. The flag is raised upon a hoist at the tallest point of my tower, watching over the world.

Shunning magic as kids' games, I order my Cucumber men to begin learning the ways of alchemy and science.

 

Posted Oct 8, '13 at 12:57pm

neoexdeath

neoexdeath

328 posts

I keep training my apprentices, and in the mean time I order my men to raise our flag atop of my tower. It's a blue poker card with a wand on it, and a steel hand holding the card. The flag is white.

They also build a fort like Nilo's, but it looks more like a square, with guard towers at the edges. I also recruit More blue poker knights, and archers (and put the archers in the towers).

 
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