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The Unending War of the Towers

Posted Oct 8, '13 at 3:09pm

GandalftheGrey666

GandalftheGrey666

1,791 posts

Fine... I call 300 soldiers to come and defend my tower. I also call 50 people, who start building a balista.

 

Posted Oct 8, '13 at 3:19pm

neoexdeath

neoexdeath

336 posts

But I rain some fire balls with the help of my apprentices at your balista (which burns to a crisp).

 

Posted Oct 10, '13 at 12:53pm

neoexdeath

neoexdeath

336 posts

Bump?

 

Posted Oct 10, '13 at 2:36pm

OperationNilo

OperationNilo

2,045 posts

They also build a fort like Nilo's, but it looks more like a square, with guard towers at the edges. I also recruit More blue poker knights, and archers (and put the archers in the towers).

They also build a fort like Nilo's

Nilo's

This is outrageous! The armistice is no longer in effect, as this violates section 22.292.AB293-iii-1-2-3123-231-1-A-VV-D-Ac-A, which states that "Never shall you eat a sandwich without Nilo's consent. The punishment is instant and horrible death."

Thus, I call the banners and assemble my men at your gates. My trumpets are sounded, and a cucumber man walks forth and begins intoning the new terms of the armistice in order for it to go back to effect once more, which are "thou shalt changeth your fort-eth and thou shalt make-th it more differenth from our forth!"

*goes back to AG-break. I'm only monitoring this thread once a day or two to ensure its survival*

 

Posted Oct 10, '13 at 2:40pm

neoexdeath

neoexdeath

336 posts

Now that my apprentices are fully trained in the arts of magic, I cast with their help the spell Ultima, which kills all your people. I then summon a rain of jelly at your tower. >:)

 

Posted Oct 11, '13 at 11:57am

OperationNilo

OperationNilo

2,045 posts

kills all your people

all

Let's pretend that this 'all' is 'most', because 'all' is definitely godmodding...

Nevertheless. After many of my sausage men are killed, I order the rest of my men to fall back and rally inside my keep. When the first barrage of jelly begins  to fall, I immediately order the construction of sloped wooden parapets, so that a large amount of jelly may harmlessly slide off the parapets and deposit itself outside the keep.

 

Posted Oct 11, '13 at 12:08pm

danielo

danielo

1,397 posts

I join in, with my horde of (as this game seem to become silly):
Small pig-hobbits like (pigs who walk on 2 foots, small) riding midging elphants. As we have no traditions of living in castles, i live in the royal Ger (traditional Mongolian tent).

My man hunt down the fleeing mans of Nilo (or atleast some of them). We use them as slaves or if accepted, exchange with Nilo. Give us goods and we will give you your sausges back.

 

Posted Oct 12, '13 at 1:21am

neoexdeath

neoexdeath

336 posts

Okay, most of your people, sorry. Anyway, can you STOP ATTACKING ONLY ME?!

I propose Danielo an alliance.

I order my men to make the walls sturdier, I choose 5 more apprentices to train, and recruit some Cookie warriors (they have cookie swords and steel armor. They also throw cookies) from the nearby village telling them to join and will receive a cookie. I also recruit more archers and blue Poker knights.

 

Posted Oct 12, '13 at 4:04am

OperationNilo

OperationNilo

2,045 posts

Anyway, can you STOP ATTACKING ONLY ME?!

I'm sorry, but you were the only one to attack :/ I order my men to walk back to the safety of my tower, where I order them to continue fortifying my already strong bastion. I also order the garrisoned sausage men in my tower to go to the sausage pits to create more sausage men from great sausage cauldrons, in order that my army will, in a couple of days, return to its full strength.

For now, I disregard my captured soldiers. Perhaps, one day, I can rescue them.

I also send a small delegation of Cucumber men to Danielo's recently built tent and give him an ultimatum: he must either present every sausage in his reign or I shall place a boycott on his goods.

 

Posted Oct 12, '13 at 10:30am

danielo

danielo

1,397 posts

I send Nilo a bottle of ketchup. Get the hint. All i want is free space for my herds to eat. Let me be and ill just wander around trading. I also agree to take ambasedor jobs. Ill release some of your man for trades. Ill give you 1 litter of saused midgt camel milk per man.

Neo, ill agree for a non-agression pack.

Meanwhile, i start building a royal Ger to celebrate the birthday of my cousin. I send invitation to all the Lords of the land.

Meanwhile, i also wish to build small settelments all around filled with harsh pig mans to grow potatoes for winter.

 
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