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iForte
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hello fellow losers of this forum, my name is tj, but you can call me iForte, iF, Forte, Ruler of your Life, or anything else honoring to my glorious status. i am a 14 (almost 15) year old male out of the shining cities of 'murica, and i do enjoy the internet, just like all you idiots. but before i post anymore, here's some facts you should know about me:

1. i never use caps (except in topic titles), but i do make it a habit to have good punctuation and grammar (when i'm being serious)
2. i may come off as a jerk in calling you guys "losers" or "idiots", but we are all slaves to the internet, so if you really think about it, it's true.
3. fact #4 is a useless fact
4. fact #3 is a useless fact
5. i have a dog and a cat, my dog's name is max and my cat's name is fido.
6. something good to know about me is that i'm very chill and sarcastic. if i'm insulting you for something, i'm probably making fun, so don't get upset.

anyways, i hope you guys enjoy having me around.

love, iF



(tl;dr - hi)

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Gantic
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Hello, user-slave 8378903. Welcome to Armor Games. You will find your work clothes on the bed we have provided for you. You will be sharing your cell with 8 other user-slaves. We would like to inform you that you have used Caps six times in your post.

hello fellow losers of this forum, my name is tj, but you can call me iForte, iF, Forte, Ruler of your Life, or anything else honoring to my glorious status.

love, iF
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8 other user-slaves.


Hopefully I'm in jail with you :3

Welcome to AG. Avoid any offers for cookies you receive and you'll be safe
Voyage2
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Welcome to AG ! Enjoy your Stay !

UnleashedUponMankind
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Hell-O and welcome in your personal nightmare... 14, near 15... anywayd ill call you youngling.

iForte
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Hell-O and welcome in your personal nightmare... 14, near 15... anywayd ill call you youngling.


please refer to the op for my rules on what you may call me.

Hello, user-slave 8378903. Welcome to Armor Games. You will find your work clothes on the bed we have provided for you. You will be sharing your cell with 8 other user-slaves. We would like to inform you that you have used Caps six times in your post.


why thank you kind warden. i have placed a tip on your dog's nose. also, those caps are strictly due to my namesake, if i don't capitalize the "f" in my name, then i compare it to not eating or drinking for 3 months.


love, iF
GandalftheGrey666
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Hello iAmidiot. You shall suck Clancy's thumbs for the rest of your life. After that, you shall eat R2's cookies. Then, you'll never leave. And if you leave, you will come back. They always come back [at least daleks does]... So welcome... TO HELL... er... AG.

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Hello my fellow new-person, welcome!

iForte
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Hello iAmidiot. You shall suck Clancy's thumbs for the rest of your life. After that, you shall eat R2's cookies. Then, you'll never leave. And if you leave, you will come back. They always come back [at least daleks does]... So welcome... TO HELL... er... AG


sounds fun, anyone care to join me?

love, iF
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Welcome to AG, the reason of your death. I'll be waiting in the dark alley with cookies. *grins*

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Late HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Riptizoid101
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Ruler of your Life


if i don't capitalize the "f" in my name


You sure know your alphabet, sir.
pangtongshu
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hello fellow losers of this forum, my name is tj, but you can call me iForte, iF, Forte, Ruler of your Life, or anything else honoring to my glorious status.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
No.
I'll call you Cpenser

1. i never use caps


The exact opposite of all caps..keep that in mind.

3. fact #4 is a useless fact
4. fact #3 is a useless fact


I'm just going to pretend this never happened..

6. something good to know about me is that i'm very chill and sarcastic


You'd get along great with Patrick2011

please refer to the op for my rules on what you may call me.


Don't try to be edgy, Cpenser

You sure know your alphabet, sir.


#rekt
Terry_Logic
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Welcome, Apple-based, mid-sized Kia sedan. It may interest you to know that if you turn caps lock on and hold down the shift key, you can type entirely in lowercase letters.

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