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gh0sts
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The age old battle continues! But it's up to you to decide which side you side with. So I leave the question to you, Armor Games community, which are you? A stealthy ninja, silently stalking an unknowing victim in the dead of night, or a swashbuckling pirate, pillaging and plundering bountiful riches on the seven high seas?

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Ferret
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Ninja ferrets are best ferrets.

Devoidless
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I'm going with ninjas.

Even though, clearly, vikings are always the clear winners.

gman144
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Ninjas are far cooler, but they don't have guns which would be the death of them if they had a battle with pirates.

Minotaur55
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I'm gonna go with the ninja-pirate. It's obvious that it is the best.

Gamer_Cale
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Going to go with pirate just for the guns even though they were pretty inaccurate and unreliable I still think they might draw it towards the pirate winning.

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are you going with the loser pirates who uses guns? or the cooler pirates who walk around on peg legs and only use their sword? either way ninjas are way cooler and with their stealth they will destroy any pirate

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Ninja ferrets are best ferrets



And no one gives respect to me...
Riptizoid101
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Pirates can't use guns if they're dead in their sleep.

Ninjas would win. Plus, darts and shurikens, yo.

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...or, if they're drunk with their cheap rum.

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Ninjas! Pirates are drunk most of the time and had no real sense of goal. Ninjas were much more noble and honorable... even if they were assassins and trained killers; they had that sort of suave air about them that I think is AWESOME!
Plus ninjas have amazing weapons. Like ninja stars and cool swords... and poison... poison is the main coolness factor to them.

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Even though, clearly, vikings are always the clear winners.

Vikingrs were sea raiders, hence pirates. By Thor!

The image we have of both pirates and ninjas is way too romanticised compared to the reality. But I feel like ninjas are a tad too over-glorified.
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Ninjas are far cooler, but they don't have guns which would be the death of them if they had a battle with pirates.

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/features/BondingWithBond/BondNinjas.jpg
Welcome to the world of James Bond.

At any rate, MI6 beats both.
Devoidless
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Vikingrs were sea raiders, hence pirates. By Thor!


Pfft, pirates wish they could be like vikings. Vikings conquered lands and peoples. Pirates just are just an annoyance.
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I like both pirate and ninja!

benni369
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... But I think pirates would win in a face-to-face battle with a ninja... The pirate would give the ninja the black spot! XD

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