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Pfft, pirates wish they could be like vikings. Vikings conquered lands and peoples. Pirates just are just an annoyance.

Robots are better anyway.

While I can relate to your typical pirate's lifestyle of having no goals or ambitions, living in the moment and having little regard for society as a whole, I respect the ninja much more because he can accomplish his tasks on his own without relying on a group of people to fight his battles for him. Ninjas also aren't materialistic like pirates are, nor do they feel the need to kill an unnecessary amount of people in exchange for a few wooden crates.

Being the captain of a pirate vessel would almost be comparable to being a ninja in terms of awesomeness, but most pirates aren't the captain. Most of them are just drunk idiots who do whatever the captain says, or else they get something chopped off. They're followers. Where's the fun in that?

Ninjas. They have a good arsenal of weapons and their specialty is stealth. Stealth is my type of thing.

Ninjas! At least they're not at sea for how many days per year...

Looks like there are a lot of ninjas on this forum. I'll have to keep my cutlass on the defensive and load my blunderbuss, and keep my crew on their toes so none of you find your way onto my ship. Arghh!

Arr, Who wants to be a stupid ninja when u can have money,guns girls,a good ol' ship and drinkss...thats life,now go sailin'

Ninjas, Pirates have no REALLY good skills, they have one shot long reload guns and cutlasses. Ninjas have everything and beast Martial arts moves. Assassin ninjas win.

~~Black~~

Ninjas always win over pirates, they are fast, agile and sneaky things. Unlike drunk fat pirates in their wooden galleons that in today's times be blown to shreds in minutes.

The ultimate pirate captain and his sword. He'll win with his drunkenness and mediocre sword skills wooooooo.

Okay jk.. But really this isn't even a true battle the ninja would automatically win.. even an amateur ninja. The ninja has way more things at his disposal and way more training than a pirate. They're also faster, more agile, stronger, etc. Like idk, the pirate doesn't really win in anything.. tbh. Unless it's some mighty god of the sea pirate xD

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