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MagicTree
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Nomad

This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:

You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?

I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.

Here goes!

You were in the car with:


A bloody pigeon,
Gantic tied up,
A condom.

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danwar123
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"i was goingto feed the pigeon to my faimly,
and gantic is a murderer."
wha the heck is a condom anyway.

bloody sword
a corpse
and a dragon egg

Jacen96
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Bard

Well, you see officer, I was walking along, and I just saw this guy. Now this wasn't any ordinary guy, this was a dragon slayer, and he was attacking this dragon. I rushed in to save her, but after killing the slayer, she died, and told me to raise her egg to adulthood.

A barret 50 cal
2 throwing knives
and a carton of milk

~~~Darth Caedus

MagicTree
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Nomad

"The dragon killed him, I swear! I managed to kill him with this sword though, and stole his child."

Acid
Ice Cream
Barrack Obama

Nerdsoft
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Peasant

"The milkman was well armed. But not well armed enough to fight the mecha-dogs, so he fled. But he left his gear."

"Barack can explain everything. Unless he incriminates me. Then he's lying."

A paper airplane
A mouse
The wreckage of the USS Enterprise

OperationNilo
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Shepherd

"You see, I was a bit bored in the exam so I made this cool little paper airplane, but then I found a mouse and I told myself "What the hell, let me find something larger, and then..I...um...yeah."

A corpse
A nuclear bomb
An ICBM

Nurvana
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Farmer

"Officer, the king of zombies was trying to launch a nuclear war, but luckily I got him before he did!"

A pair of handcuffs
A bloody axe
A syringe

Skulltivator
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Nomad

"It's not what it looks like, officer. I wasn't going to kill him."

Rope
Chair
SpongeBob costume

Pieguyme
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Farmer

"Don't worry Officer. I wasn't going to kill anyone, just insight panic by hanging this costume. I hate the yellow guy. That laugh...and his eyes! Have you never seen someone with murder in their eyes? I tell you officer, he's got evil motives. ...Wait...what are you doing?..No! You can't do this! I'M INNOCENT! I WAS DOING A PUBLIC SERVICE, I TELL YOU! TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I HAVE A GOOD LAWYER!" *End rant*

The Football(The briefcase one)
Launch codes
A map with the capitals of all nations circled in red

Jacen96
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Bard

(*flashs $1 badge I got from garage sale) Officer, don't tell anyone, I'm with the CIA and President Obama specifically asked me to deliver these to him in his bunker. Don't tell anyone I told you this.

Justin Bieber
rope
acid

~~~Darth Caedus

Kreitmaker
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Jester

Officer, I saved Justin Bieber from committing suicide by hanging himself and drinking acid.

Taser
Guillotine
Weed

Pieguyme
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Farmer

Dude...I have no clue what I'm doing with this crap. Just arrest me.

Pieguyme
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Farmer

Sorry. heres the items

A trout
The body of the most interesting man in the world
Vials of poison

TheMostManlyMan
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Chamberlain

"Officer, I swear I was only performing an experiment on his left arm, he told me to!"

Jackhammer
The Potter Puppet Pals puppets
A very large speaker with a CD drive containing nothing but the Nyan Cat theme.

neoexdeath
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Farmer

"Uhh... I was just listening to Nyan Cat theme! Yes I'm just listening to Nyan Cat theme! What, you don't believe me?" *slams the jackhammer in the officer's head*

Golden Screaming Eagle 5.50
Chuck Norris clone
A vial with blue goo.

MagicTree
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Nomad

"I invented a cloning syrum that is not made from eagle. I swear."

My Little Pony Tapes
Justin Beiber, gagged
A dead horse

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