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Officer, it is not what it looks like...

Posted Nov 2, '13 at 4:18pm

MagicTree

MagicTree

360 posts

This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:

You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?

I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.

Here goes!

You were in the car with:

A bloody pigeon,
Gantic tied up,
A condom.

 

Posted Nov 2, '13 at 4:22pm

danwar123

danwar123

945 posts

"i was goingto feed the pigeon to my faimly,
and gantic is a murderer."
wha the heck is a condom anyway.

bloody sword
a corpse
and a dragon egg

 

Posted Nov 2, '13 at 4:27pm

Jacen96

Jacen96

2,145 posts

Well, you see officer, I was walking along, and I just saw this guy. Now this wasn't any ordinary guy, this was a dragon slayer, and he was attacking this dragon. I rushed in to save her, but after killing the slayer, she died, and told me to raise her egg to adulthood.

A barret 50 cal
2 throwing knives
and a carton of milk

~~~Darth Caedus

 

Posted Nov 2, '13 at 4:29pm

MagicTree

MagicTree

360 posts

"The dragon killed him, I swear! I managed to kill him with this sword though, and stole his child."

Acid
Ice Cream
Barrack Obama

 

Posted Nov 2, '13 at 5:47pm

Nerdsoft

Nerdsoft

1,009 posts

"The milkman was well armed. But not well armed enough to fight the mecha-dogs, so he fled. But he left his gear."

"Barack can explain everything. Unless he incriminates me. Then he's lying."

A paper airplane
A mouse
The wreckage of the USS Enterprise

 

Posted Nov 2, '13 at 5:50pm

OperationNilo

OperationNilo

2,044 posts

"You see, I was a bit bored in the exam so I made this cool little paper airplane, but then I found a mouse and I told myself "What the hell, let me find something larger, and then..I...um...yeah."

A corpse
A nuclear bomb
An ICBM

 

Posted Nov 2, '13 at 6:32pm

Nurvana

Nurvana

2,179 posts

"Officer, the king of zombies was trying to launch a nuclear war, but luckily I got him before he did!"

A pair of handcuffs
A bloody axe
A syringe

 

Posted Nov 2, '13 at 8:17pm

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

4,098 posts

"Ze achze murderer vas fleeing ze scene, so I tackled heem, stabbed heem weeth a schrynge und handcuffed heem. Zadly, he escaped, so I am taking heez achze to ze police for fingerpreents."

A revolver
A pair of gloves
A ticket to a Justin Bieber concert

 

Posted Nov 2, '13 at 8:31pm

Skulltivator

Skulltivator

645 posts

"It's not what it looks like, officer. I wasn't going to kill him."

Rope
Chair
SpongeBob costume

 

Posted Nov 2, '13 at 9:25pm

Pieguyme

Pieguyme

479 posts

"Don't worry Officer. I wasn't going to kill anyone, just insight panic by hanging this costume. I hate the yellow guy. That laugh...and his eyes! Have you never seen someone with murder in their eyes? I tell you officer, he's got evil motives. ...Wait...what are you doing?..No! You can't do this! I'M INNOCENT! I WAS DOING A PUBLIC SERVICE, I TELL YOU! TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I HAVE A GOOD LAWYER!" *End rant*

The Football(The briefcase one)   
Launch codes
A map with the capitals of all nations circled in red

 
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