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You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?
I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.
You were in the car with:
A bloody pigeon,
Gantic tied up,
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"i was goingto feed the pigeon to my faimly,
and gantic is a murderer."
wha the heck is a condom anyway.
and a dragon egg
Well, you see officer, I was walking along, and I just saw this guy. Now this wasn't any ordinary guy, this was a dragon slayer, and he was attacking this dragon. I rushed in to save her, but after killing the slayer, she died, and told me to raise her egg to adulthood.
A barret 50 cal
2 throwing knives
and a carton of milk
"The dragon killed him, I swear! I managed to kill him with this sword though, and stole his child."
"The milkman was well armed. But not well armed enough to fight the mecha-dogs, so he fled. But he left his gear."
"Barack can explain everything. Unless he incriminates me. Then he's lying."
A paper airplane
The wreckage of the USS Enterprise
"You see, I was a bit bored in the exam so I made this cool little paper airplane, but then I found a mouse and I told myself "What the hell, let me find something larger, and then..I...um...yeah."
A nuclear bomb
"Officer, the king of zombies was trying to launch a nuclear war, but luckily I got him before he did!"
A pair of handcuffs
A bloody axe
"Ze achze murderer vas fleeing ze scene, so I tackled heem, stabbed heem weeth a schrynge und handcuffed heem. Zadly, he escaped, so I am taking heez achze to ze police for fingerpreents."
A pair of gloves
A ticket to a Justin Bieber concert
"It's not what it looks like, officer. I wasn't going to kill him."
"Don't worry Officer. I wasn't going to kill anyone, just insight panic by hanging this costume. I hate the yellow guy. That laugh...and his eyes! Have you never seen someone with murder in their eyes? I tell you officer, he's got evil motives. ...Wait...what are you doing?..No! You can't do this! I'M INNOCENT! I WAS DOING A PUBLIC SERVICE, I TELL YOU! TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I HAVE A GOOD LAWYER!" *End rant*
The Football(The briefcase one)
A map with the capitals of all nations circled in red
(*flashs $1 badge I got from garage sale) Officer, don't tell anyone, I'm with the CIA and President Obama specifically asked me to deliver these to him in his bunker. Don't tell anyone I told you this.
Officer, I saved Justin Bieber from committing suicide by hanging himself and drinking acid.
Dude...I have no clue what I'm doing with this crap. Just arrest me.
Sorry. heres the items
The body of the most interesting man in the world
Vials of poison
"Officer, I swear I was only performing an experiment on his left arm, he told me to!"
The Potter Puppet Pals puppets
A very large speaker with a CD drive containing nothing but the Nyan Cat theme.
"Uhh... I was just listening to Nyan Cat theme! Yes I'm just listening to Nyan Cat theme! What, you don't believe me?" *slams the jackhammer in the officer's head*
Golden Screaming Eagle 5.50
Chuck Norris clone
A vial with blue goo.
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