This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:
You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?
I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.
My grandpa likes collecting strange birds and keeps them in his aviary. For entertainment for our family or any visitors, we like to train them to do tricks and stunts. It's awesome. You should totally come over by our house one day just to see it.
You see officer, we alter the weather to create rain with natural fertilizers in it to fall in the ocean and stimulate underwater plant growth, creating more oxygen for failing communities of sharks. We then take the at risk baby sharks, and keep them here until they become large enough to be released into the sea. The camera is to take pictures of them to post weekly updates on our fundraiser website for saving sharks
Dismembered baby limbs Bloody machete Satanic bible of the occult
The ducks....I hate 'em. They're taking over the world, sir. Soon, you and I will become ducks. Unless we fight them. Join me, and we can fight them. Others will follow. We will be known as the saviors of humanity......OK, but first drop the handcuffs.
Sturmgewehr 44 pictures of all mods/admins Red pen
I'm celebrating new years late, so I purchased some fire cracks. The Mr. T sex doll was made by someone and he randomly gave it to me so I was taking it to the garbage dump. That How to build a golden tony danza statue was a gift from my aunt (she clearly has Alzheimer) so I was just returning it to her.
Miley Cyrus tied up A twerking instructional book Rather tight panties.
What? Why are you looking at me? Oh Miley Cyrus, well she's tied up because I wanted to save the eyes of children. The twerking book *sweats nervously* I don't know how that got in there. *throws in glove box* Look man some of us want to look good when going to cause terrorism. So don't judge me!
Chicken McNuggets A cat suit A laptop playing the video: "What does the Fox say?"
I work as an actor. I wear a cat costume when I perform at children's birthdays. I bought these Chicken McNuggets while I was going home from work. And this laptop? I was just listening to music, duh.
A wrecking ball A blond prostitute wearing a crocodile suit Curtains covered in rust and demon blood
you see officer I was at ikea and I bought the bookshelf then I stoped by toys r us and bought this modle rocket for my son and that guy is a hitch hiker who thretened me
Well, Vanilla Ice suddenly developed the power to freeze anything and froze my rubber hammer. He then froze his own clothes which melted away, getting the dictionary all wet. So I had to tie him up with special rope to prevent him from freezing the car.
An Iron Man suit Compound Bow A map with instructions to go to a certain place.
"You see, officer, I'm a chemist and robotics engineer and I'm going to my girlfriend's house to show her my realistic robotic version of her, and it uses chloroform as a fuel efficient way to activate... Oh hey what's that?" I say as I point to some arbitrary direction and use the rag on the cop.
Person saying he was kidnapped Little girl tied and drugged up Knife with verified blood
