This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:
You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?
I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.
You see, this guy who claims to be kidnapped is a pathological liar and is actually the kidnapper who took the little girl. He then forced himself into my car and threatened me with the knife to go somewhere. Afterwards, the little girl began crying so he drugged the girl and tied her up.
Giant meatball Food-making machine Plans detailing how to build a missile
Well, you see, I was trying to break the world record for biggest meatball using this food-making machine, and then I'd send it into outer space using the missile as to not... pollute... the earth... I guess?
You see officer I work at an incinerator. I have to incinerate these dirty syringes. This list of names? oh that..... My birthday party is coming up and I have to figure out who to invite. I used my address book to go through and figure out who to invite.
A bloody chainsaw A bloody axe 9 bloody corpses beneath them with axe wounds or lopped in half.
You see Officer, these are all Halloween decorations for my home which I keep forgetting to dispose because it was too graphic and realistic. I guess people don't appreciate all the effort I put into this work of art.
You see officer, I was just heading to my friend Darkfire's house to help him set up all these Halloween decorations. they are extremely realistic. I also just happened to meet this hitchhiker, John, he's actually a game developer who's car broke down.
A football helmet A copy of Starcraft 2 43 cases of beer
You see officer, I bought this van off the impound lot for dirt cheap, my son just lost his little league game, and I am so poor we live in the storage locker far away from town.
1 ugly girl 1 really ugly girl 23 really really hot girls (you are in a bus this time)
You see officer, these girls are cheerleaders for a college football team and I was just delivering them to their next game. The two ugly girls? They're actually crossdressing football players who I heard lost a bet and had to dress up as cheerleaders complete with makeup. Now if you excuse me, you're going to make me late for the match.
Notebook written with the names of dead criminals Stack of newspaper from the past few weeks Pencil
Officer did you hear about vampires who feast on normal vampires' blood? Let me explain it this way, did you hear about a serial killer who finds and hunts and kills the serial killers? One way or another, I'll do my job so you can let me go and give me a happy hunting! or you can risk your life to arrest me! But you know you can't! and I respect your family and your life and I'm trying to spare your life! Now the choice is yours!
unconscious Katniss Everdeen A big bottle of Felix Felicis Fully upgraded shotgun
Good afternoon officer, ah yes the back seat? Well I was just seeing how fast Crickster could eat a dry English muffin. It's a lot longer then you would expect.
A jerrycan full of gasoline A box of matches A shaved baboon
