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Officer, it is not what it looks like...

Posted Dec 10, '13 at 3:32am

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

1,960 posts

I'm a yeti hunter who uses a badminton racket to sIay Yetis. One day, I asked the gypsy where I should go next but she wouldn't tell me. So I grabbed the first thing I could find and shoved it into her mouth as a threat which just so happens to be a sex toy. The fingers inside the KFC GO Cup are Yeti bait since I heard that they really like fingers.

A sniper rifle
Red briefcase
Map of Australia

 

Posted Dec 10, '13 at 4:33am

danwar123

danwar123

985 posts

"i'm a secret agent who is sent to kill a very infamous criminal in australia,then store him in the breifcase to make sure the public doesnt freak out cuz' of the corpse."

M16(assault rifle)
a dead innocent with a bullet hole in the head
your criminal record

 

Posted Dec 10, '13 at 5:53pm

anewbeginning

anewbeginning

23 posts

You see officer, I am actually a serial killer who has recently used this weapon, which I happen to be holding right now, to kill this innocent person. As well, It is part of my MO to stuff my criminal record into the mouth of my victims... Oh, you knew that because you recognised me from the wanted poster? *Shoots police officer and drives awway.

A teddy bear.
A moon rock.
The bottom half of Mt. Everest(Being towed.)

 

Posted Dec 11, '13 at 4:26pm

GandalftheGrey666

GandalftheGrey666

1,791 posts

Officer, this is Ted. You maybe saw him on the movie Ted. Well, you probably didn't know he is a great explorer. He was the first plushy to step on the moon. He was also the first plushy to climb on Mt. Everest. He just happened to have a giant diamond saw able to cut trough stone. He cut a half of Mt. Everest.

a Godfather covered with slime
a pen dyed into alien blood
a bloody breast implant

 

Posted Dec 11, '13 at 11:51pm

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

1,960 posts

The Godfather was being tortured with slime by the aliens. Also, this pen is actually a sword in disguise which I used to kill a couple of aliens who like wearing bloody breast implants.

Medusa
Stone statues
Mirror

 

Posted Dec 12, '13 at 7:53am

Snag618

Snag618

823 posts

You see officer, I am an ancient Greek warrior, and I have just captured Medusa. No, I don't know why I didn't just cut her head off.

A happy cow
A cow suit
A cowbell

 

Posted Dec 12, '13 at 3:39pm

danielo

danielo

1,387 posts

Happy cow happy cow! Better then the rest! Happy cow happy cow! Is. The. BEST! Come on officer, you cant say no to a happy cow!

A sleeping hobo that look suprisingly like Elvise.
A pair of blue suede shoes.
A strawberry flavoured pudding (kosher).

 

Posted Dec 12, '13 at 5:57pm

Blackbeltr0

Blackbeltr0

736 posts

Sorry officer, but actually all this was My cousin was coming home from thanksgiving and he forgot to change and put away his desert. Sorry :D

A Noose
A Screwdriver
A hose

 

Posted Dec 13, '13 at 1:03am

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

1,960 posts

I was going to use this noose to hang my hose on since I'm running out of space in my home. However, I need to secure this noose with nails and metal which is why I have this screwdriver with me.

A black cat
4-leaf clover
A device which measures your luck

 

Posted Dec 13, '13 at 4:30am

danielo

danielo

1,387 posts

Officer, apearently this device have a wierd side effect when used on Lepercunes...

A onion.
A ninja.
A picture of the scene wher Mufasa die.

 
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