This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:
You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?
I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.
I just finished my high school graduation but I do work part time as a deliveryman. The bags of sand is for some guy who wanted to make a bit of paradise in his home. As for the tigers, they're being taken to a zoo.
The scraps of paper are for writing my love letters to my crush with this here pencil see? The Desert Eagle is for me to kill her if she doesn't respond.
"Officer, I don't NEED a reason to have Danny Trejo, a Commodore 64, and a monkey in my car. They are just there. Deal with it." Samuel L. Jackson with a jester's hat. James Earl Jones wearing only a towel with a shotgun in his hand. Morgan Freeman with a fake plastic Xenomorph sticking out of his chest. Oh please, Please PLEEEEEEAAAAASE Somebody make this good.
Oh please, Please PLEEEEEEAAAAASE Somebody make this good.
You can't ask for that. I've rarely seen good replies to this thread.
"Ahh officer. Do you want to join us? We are going to watch this exciting new movie, the How to make three fools do really weird stuff and not get punched in the face. I am sure you will like it. You will also have a seat between Samuel Jackson and Morgan Freeman and...what? but this is a lifetime opportunity! Th-... Are you telling me I was speeding? Hmm..........
[Long Pause]
"Tell me officer...have you watched Pulp fiction? *signal to Samuel Jackson*
A street light torn up in pieces to fit in the car
A bucket of white color (the one used to paint houses)
House dressed as a house holding recent medical evidence obtained from the "invasion" in the last patient's home.
These villains were killed by a killer since they refused to serve under him and since nobody wanted to bury villains, I took the liberty of burying them myself. As for the these slicers, they were what the wanted to use since they were the first thing he got. By the way, these plans belong to the killer so you may want to think about protecting that guy.
That was one crazy party. Especially when we got the chaos generator and kidnapped my other self from a parallel universe. I think R2D21999 left some of his stuff in my car.
A weaponized rubber duck. Plans of Fort Knox. A ski mask.
