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MagicTree
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Peasant

This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:

You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?

I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.

Here goes!

You were in the car with:


A bloody pigeon,
Gantic tied up,
A condom.

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poseidis
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poseidis
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Shepherd

This suitcase is for a science experiment at NFL (:3) and the doll is for my niece. What this

stario
is for i have no idea

A walrus
A police officer
You
Lowco1
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Peasant

I am taming this walrus police.

Ridley (Metroid)
Black dust
Shadows

09philj
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09philj
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Scribe

Can't you see I'm painting this gentleman with strong shadows I'm emphasizing with black dust?

A taser.
A leather catsuit.
The floorplan of Ellen Page's house.

Lowco1
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Lowco1
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Peasant

I'm a guard of Ellen Page's house, and I am wearing my uniform, and I need to know how to get in without losing

Samus's skeleton
Snag
Ridley.

09philj
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09philj
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Scribe

Me and Snag and Ridley are following the instructions in Samus's will to give her the funeral she wanted...

A sniper rifle.
The key to a hotel room in the building opposite Justin Bieber's hotel.
A packed lunch.

Lowco1
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Peasant

I want to kill him because everyone hates him.

Kirby
Little trikes bike
Bomb.

fetheryhorse6
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Farmer

kirby was teleported here from the game room to eat this bomb makeing it not defuse and blow up the bike came with him

a gun
a paper with bad hand writing on it
and a ... vidio game consil

Seashark001
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Peasant

what is a vidio game consil? Oh i know, poor spelling effort.


Gun ownership is legal in Canada...
The paper was a bad drawing...
And the xBox is also mine...

Left-Over Lasagne
A Spanish Immigrant
Spray-On Tan
Crickster
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Jester

It's day of being raceist officer.

A weird being
A chainsaw pointed at the being
Seashark001 going more insane as you listen to his/hers every command

samiel
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Farmer

"Look man, I don't know either it's these friggin hitchhikers. Dude was like GIMME THE SEA SALT JIMMY! I didn't know what to do and I was pretty high so I didn't really make the best decision. I chucked my beer at him and he started trying himself like a cat. Oh who am I kidding? Dude I'm so stoned Spongebob is break dancing with Satan on the hood of my car."
Eleven pounds of grass clippings.
A drunk sea lion.
Sarah Palin.

09philj
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Scribe

The grass is their food. I'm returning them to their natural habitat.

A bear.
A picture of Obama covered in gravy.
A White House back door key.

Loop_Stratos
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Bard

I have the bear get into the white house and put the picture in the floor. I then lock it from outside.

An Arrow
A sniper rifle with no ammo
Someone you must kill

Chryosten
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Constable

I just came back from a shooting range where I accidentally got shot by that guy who's currently with me with an arrow. Besides, I was about to buy more ammo for my sniper rifle.

A giant cake
A device with a button on it.
Highly detailed map of a space research centre.

09philj
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Scribe

As part of my colleagues surprise party, I will be using this device to deploy a giant cake. I need the map to help me find the best place to install the cake.

A shoe filled with Macaroni Cheese.
A video camera.
A bodybuilder's posing pouch.

Seashark001
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Peasant

I'm making a cheesy love film.

Nokia Lumia (With bomb detonation app, and a bomb inside it)
Tickets on Flight MH 13
Parachute

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