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MagicTree
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This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:

You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?

I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.

Here goes!

You were in the car with:


A bloody pigeon,
Gantic tied up,
A condom.

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Seashark001
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Officer, its not what it looks like, I'm just ferrying rounds props for the new series of Smallville.

1) Bold Text
2) The AG Server (Running)
3) A used jar of curry

Lowco1
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I am just bolding in it so I can eat Curry.

An razor blade
Plans to kill Batman
Tons of Villains.

Seashark001
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The plans were the villains, he must have dropped it when entering my barbers shop.

Used Ham Sandwich
An Old Man
Me in a Cardboard Box

Lowco1
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I am just propping a new season of cold case.

Iron man suit
Plans to kill Iron Man
Weird dark thingy.

Seashark001
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I'm a comic book nerd.

1.4 Cigarettes
2 Day Trip To New York (Tickets)
Faecal Matter

Lowco1
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I am burning the Cigarettes witch is one of the prizes on a wacky game show, witch also had the tickets, and Matter

Your pet Monster
Giant Monster food
Evil blimp with food carrier, and plans.

fetheryhorse6
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officer im just rasing my friends pet for a little bit the plans are to go to his house after im done... training him

stolen car stario
a sutcase full of #$@#%#% no one really knows
and a baby doll

poseidis
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This suitcase is for a science experiment at NFL (:3) and the doll is for my niece. What this

stario
is for i have no idea

A walrus
A police officer
You
Lowco1
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I am taming this walrus police.

Ridley (Metroid)
Black dust
Shadows

09philj
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Can't you see I'm painting this gentleman with strong shadows I'm emphasizing with black dust?

A taser.
A leather catsuit.
The floorplan of Ellen Page's house.

Lowco1
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I'm a guard of Ellen Page's house, and I am wearing my uniform, and I need to know how to get in without losing

Samus's skeleton
Snag
Ridley.

09philj
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Me and Snag and Ridley are following the instructions in Samus's will to give her the funeral she wanted...

A sniper rifle.
The key to a hotel room in the building opposite Justin Bieber's hotel.
A packed lunch.

Lowco1
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I want to kill him because everyone hates him.

Kirby
Little trikes bike
Bomb.

fetheryhorse6
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kirby was teleported here from the game room to eat this bomb makeing it not defuse and blow up the bike came with him

a gun
a paper with bad hand writing on it
and a ... vidio game consil

Seashark001
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what is a vidio game consil? Oh i know, poor spelling effort.


Gun ownership is legal in Canada...
The paper was a bad drawing...
And the xBox is also mine...

Left-Over Lasagne
A Spanish Immigrant
Spray-On Tan
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