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MagicTree
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Nomad

This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:

You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?

I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.

Here goes!

You were in the car with:


A bloody pigeon,
Gantic tied up,
A condom.

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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I take the flight, gave the para to a random civvie, and suicides.

Nuke
A controlled robot with a machinegun
An obedient robot pet with a RPG strapped on its back

09philj
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Jester

I found these in a UFO in the desert. I'm taking them to Area 51.

A cannibalism how-to.
A large cauldron.
A tied up missionary.

Omegap12
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Shepherd

I found this book along the side of the road. The cauldron is to make a pot of soup, and the missionary is tied up because he is not allowed to MAKE the soup yet!

A sharpened pen
A dead body
A bag of chips.

09philj
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Jester

Wait, bobby's dead?! Bobby, why! We were just driving along, eating chips. He was writing down the places we passed through using that pen. It was his *sob* favourite.

Sixteen tonnes of weapons grade uranium.
A suitcase containing $500,000 and a note saying the other half will come after the delivery.
A map with a "secret terrorist base" circled in red.

Seashark001
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Nomad

I'm an Amazon delivery guy. I don't make the rules, I just earn a living...

Blood stained t-shirt
(Your shirt is off)
Knife

Omegap12
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Omegap12
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Shepherd

Im emo....

A dog
A sandwich
A National Geographic magizine.

Lowco1
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Nomad

I'm trying to turn it human.

Ridley
Plans to destroy the galaxy
Bomb.

Crickster
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Blacksmith

I'm playing metroid

Snag618's dead body
R2D21999's dead body
Cupcakes and cookies with poison in.

Lowco1
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Lowco1
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Nomad

Crickster killed them.

Crickster (Running)
Police
Snag, and R2D2' s dead bodies.

samiel
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Shepherd

"Yah more hitchhikers." "Dude you need to quit picking people up" "and you need to taze people before they get away." "OH CRAP!"
Snoop Dog
A lion
a Canadian with a mysterios backpack.

09philj
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Jester

"Me and my homeboys, we was just cruisin' when this heinous lion showed up. We's takin' him back to the animal zoo."

A briefcase of secret documents.
A revolver.
A Russian passport.

Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I shot the docs and passport with my revolver like an idiot.

Rocket Launcher with 1 ammo
Tied up snag
Tied up R2D2

Crickster
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Blacksmith

A person only known as Loop_Stratos knows what these two things are. the rocket launcher is to blow up my own house because why not.

a broken teleporter
a broken hammer
lot of mexicans with broken legs

09philj
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These mexicans were trying to get over the US border with this teleporter, but it was malfunctioning, so they all got their legs broken using it. I smashed the teleporter with my hammer to stop it being used, but my hammer broke. I'm taking these mexicans home.

A map of the area's largest prison.
An assault rifle.
C4 explosives.

Loop_Stratos
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In front of the prison's entrance, i placed the C4s in my body. I then shot the C4 with my assault rifle.

A Console
A video game to put it on
A sandwich

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