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MagicTree
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This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:

You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?

I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.

Here goes!

You were in the car with:


A bloody pigeon,
Gantic tied up,
A condom.

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09philj
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There's nothing suspicious about these things I have here.

A water gun of eau du elk.
A wolf pack.
Tickets for Les Miserables

In front of the prison's entrance, i placed the C4s in my body. I then shot the C4 with my assault rifle.

That is illegal though...

Doombreed
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This here wolf pack asked my help in buying Water guns since they cannot just get into a shop and ask for 30 of them see? So I've been helping them out because they want to organize this big party. The tickets are for me and these wolves, the movie is before the party.

A Shotgun
A black dude tied up and shot in the leg.
A six-pack of beers

No racism intended... Just a black man fits better in the image I think.

Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I tied all the bears, left it in the same room as the man, and shot myself in the head.

A Toy Plane
The toy plane's remote control
A water gun

Doombreed
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I tied all the bears, left it in the same room as the man, and shot myself in the head.


What bears? I said beers. I mean beer.

Anyway

I am just taking these toys to my cousin's godmother's husband's nephew.

An axe
A head
A duck
Loop_Stratos
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Jester

(Arg, i misread...)

I cut myself with the axe.

A bomber plane with a nuke
A parachute
A very obedient soldier.

Doombreed
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I think the point is mentioning all the items

Well officer this here soldier wants to try Sky diving.
The nuke is for delivery at a military base nearby so please let us pass through. you are delaying us. You don't want to mess with the military do ya?

A Gatling Gun With approximately 2000 bullets
100+ pigeons
20 kilos of bread crumbs

Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I have the pigeons grab the gatling gun and massacre the bread crumbs.

A car
A helicopter
A ship

Doombreed
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Aren't you supposed to answer to the police officer who pulled you over?

Well, the ship is for transporting the car back to my house overseas. Since it is pretty small, I have to use a different means of transportation if the car is to fit in it. So I have this here helicopter for that.

A landmine
A crowbar
A dog

09philj
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I found this dud explosive buried near my house. Me and my dog are taking it to the museum.I always keep a crowbar in the car, they come in handy.

A mortar gun.
A compass.
A map of Washington DC.

samiel
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Shepherd

"This is what happens when you mix budget cuts and drone strikes."
Duct tape.
A leather whip.
Several cans of Fancy Feast cat food.

Chryosten
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Herald

My whip broke so I tried using duct tape to repair it. These cat food are to feed a lion in a secret temple which is guarding treasure.

A man
A plan
A map of a canal

samiel
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Shepherd

"So what if I told you about something called (Probable cause)?"

Goerge Watsky
A copy of Misery
A sledge Hammer

Seashark001
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Nomad

Neither of us like books.

A wii
A blood-stained Wii U
A blood-stained knife

Doombreed
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As i was playing Wii, I stepped on a rat trap. I had to use the knife to remove it and I am now driving to the hospital . After I am done from there, I will take the Wiis to a Computer store because I used too much force to take off the rat trap and it landed heavily onto my Wii U. As for Wii, It has stopped working a few days ago. But I couldn't stop by the computer store because my scumbag employer has not yet paid me for the last month. But I got back at him. I dropped some strong Laxative into his coffee the other day. Maybe that's why he has not paid me yet. Being in the Hospital and all. But anyway the Rat trap did not succed in catching that mouse that has camped into our house for quite some time now. I will have to ask my wife to do something else. Do you know any good way of killing mice?

Jay
Silent Bob
An abacus

Lowco1
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Nomad

I am babysitting him with the stuff.

A big bomb.
Plans to destroy the Metroid universe.
Darkness.

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