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lukey_mate
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this is just a warning to all people that might go to Australia one day watch out for drop bears they kill hundereds everyday

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stealth_ninja05
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Peasant

I live in Australia and one of my mates got attacked by a drop bear and almost got killed.

Don't be fooled by their koala-like appearance!

lukey_mate
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very dangerous avoid at all cost

bingu77788
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You mean the beasts in The Blockheads? I never knew they existed.

pangtongshu
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I heard that the drop bears get into it with camel spiders is this true??

Also how do your kangaroo cars deal with drop bears in the case of attack?

nichodemus
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Grand Duke

Also how do your kangaroo cars deal with drop bears in the case of attack?


By summoning Great White Sharks.
Nerdsoft
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Drop bears are a myth. They were all but wiped out by the influx of rabbits and when climate change caused an influx of bearsharks they were finished. Maybe a long time ago, but now? No. They're extinct... or are they?

lukey_mate
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nerdsoft you obviously don't live in aus yeah, you have no idea

Riptizoid101
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What happens if I drop kick a drop bear?

pangtongshu
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Well good luck with that as it catches your kick and eats you alive.

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