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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

You are the butler of the above person and you are asked to do an impossible task. You have to do it, so tell us how you did it.

Example:
P1: Butler! Cut my milk!
P2:I freeze it and then cut it with my knife. Butler! Bathe in lava and come out unscathed.
P3: I put on a heat suit and bathe in lava. Butler! Go get me a real dinosaur!
and so on...

Now let's begin:

Butler! Go fly without using any modes of transport!

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nousername757
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nousername757
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Nomad

gets Albert Einstein to build a timemachine here have one

Butler! Bring me the moon

poseidis
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poseidis
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Peasant

I give you a bowl of water at night

Butler! Do the opposite of what i tell you!

Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
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Blacksmith

What are you gonna tell me?

Butler!Get me an Xbox 1!

etg2002
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Scribe

i get you a Xbox 1 at the microsoft store.

Butler! Please tell me the square root of E=1023 in quantum form, then divide that into 9,758,237.93750284, THEN bring me a soda, then continue and conclude the equation by multiplying by 82,650,384,094,578.87.

HEE HEE HEE HEE!!! HAVE FUN WITH THAT!

Shoeminor
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Blacksmith

Do you have a time machine I can borrow?

Butler!Get me a teaspoon of lava sugar fermented with pure black hole essence for my multiversial coffee!

Terry_Logic
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Jester

Here's some Kahlua mixed with a chain smoker's saliva.

Butler! Find me Sir Mix-a-Lot!

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