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SportShark
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Here is the place to share your strange mall encounters with others.
Here is mine:

About a month ago, I went to the mall looking for a new winter coat. As I was browsing around, I began chatting with the salesman. About ten minutes into out chat we both noticed a ritzy-looking player walk over like he had hemorrhoids. The salesman I was chatting with commented on his Rolex and asked if he could touch it. He agreed, but then of course we got to talking with him about who he was, and for the next hour, he kept going on and on about how he was a casino manager, stuntman, golden glove boxer, 10-inch hero, blah, blah, blah. But this guy was so weird looking. He was tall as one person, but wide as two, was wearing some kinky blue suede outfit, was covered in bling, had the craziest hairdo, and his *** backwards was like a perfect orb.
He then begins giving advice out about all kinds of stuff like dating, girls, money, credit cards, careers, etc. He may have been right, but I couldn't get over the show he was putting on. I never saw his eyes because he was wearing huge blue shaded sunglasses.
He then walked away as suddenly as he came.

Well, what's your creepy mall story?

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R2D21999
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This isn't really a mall but its close to one.

I went to Chinatown in New York City and the people there are kinda crazy for cash. So I go to a perfume store(because I had no idea where I was going) and this lady sprays me with perfume. Here's what happened next:

Me: What the hell?!

Lady: Do you like smell? You give me $15 for it!

Me: No thanks I don't like it.

Lady: 10! I'll give you perfume for $10.

Me: No I'm not going to buy it.

Then after a while of trying to tell the lady that I don't want to buy the perfume, she lost interest in me.

Its not creepy but that lady was crazy.

xeano321
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Its not creepy but that lady was crazy.


Tsk tsk R2. You should have bought that for your fiancee.
xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Well I've never seen the man who hides from gay people at Walmart... I know, it's unfortunate

>jk

SportShark
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LISTEN UP people! I don't want everyone posting whatever just pops into their head here! I wanted you to share your encounters as described in my original passage, got it?

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