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Posted Jan 6, '14 at 12:20am

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

6,492 posts

Heads-up: This is a forum game, not an RPG. Not yet. Check my Profile for any updates. Having said that,

Hey guys, remember me? No, of course not. I'm Matt, ex-GM and disturbingly lazy AG member. Recently I scrolled through some current, less successful RPGs and checked their stat sheets. Some were more complicated than the ones from my old "The Two Castles" game.

This thread is an attempt to make the most insane, impossible to follow RPG game ever. The main focus will be extremely confusing stat/character/player sheets, a world map of shifting proportions and the occasional continuity error, impossible situation or just hilariously lame detail.

Your objective is to take my player sheet and add details to it. New stats, ability/weapon slots, unnecessary elements and whatever else. They have to be things that make some form of sense.

Example.
GOOD: "Hair Color:"
BAD: "Number of Dolphin Skins:"

You other objective is to copy/paste the stat sheet and, after adding detail, fill it out. If enough people are interested, I will actually run a small game, changing stat levels and items at random and confusing the ever-loving crap out of you.

This is just for fun for all the RPG players who want a break from the depth and realism and just want to goof off with the "dark side" of character sheets, usually made by rookie GMs.

HERE WE GO:

 

Posted Jan 6, '14 at 12:36am

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

6,492 posts

THE RULES:
1. No vulgar stats or slots. No profane stats or slots. Common sense.
2. As GM (more or less), I will decide which stats are acceptable and which are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too far out, such as Dolphin Skins. They need to be elements that would actually exist in an RPG. In this case, the RPG is EVERY RPG. Medival, aliens, dinosaurs, Modern Warfare, Star Wars, zombies, etc.
3. Your character is a human. Super powers and abilities can be applied. The character will be able to carry a million of everything unless someone adds "Weight."
4. Keep things organized. Similar elements will be in sections. If you aren't sure, just add your ideas at the very bottom and I'll work them in.
5. Some stats can be split into multiple stats! "Melee Weapon" could be split into "Right Hand-Melee" and Left Hand-Melee:" Use your brains and make this The Most Complicated RPG Ever Of All Time!

Here's a start. Add to it, fill it out, or both.

CHARACTER
Name:
Age:
Height:
Weight:
Country:
-------
HEALTH STATS
HP: 100/100
MP: 100/100
EXP: 0/1,000
Chakra: Full
--------
BODY STATS (Distribute 25 points between these stats)
Strength:
Speed:
Agility:
Intelligence:
Accuracy:
Hacking:
Driving:
Flying:
--------
ELEMENTAL STATS: (Distribute 10 Chi points between these)
Firebending:
Waterbending:
Earthbending:
Airbending:
--------
ITEMS
Clothing:
Weapons:
Inventory: (20 item limit)
Gold: 0
--------

 

Posted Jan 6, '14 at 1:00am

assarb1

assarb1

2,114 posts

CHARACTER
Name Spelled Backwards:
Age in elephant years:
Height In Arabic:
Weight In Swedish:
Country:
-------
HEALTH STATS
HP: 100/100
MP: 100/100
EXP: 0/1,000
Chakra: Full
--------
BODY STATS (Distribute 25 points between these stats)
Strength:
Speed:
Agility:
Intelligence:
Accuracy:
Hacking:
Driving:
Flying:
--------
ELEMENTAL STATS: (Distribute 10 Chi points between these)
Firebending:
Waterbending:
Earthbending:
Airbending:
--------
ITEMS
Clothing:
Weapons:
Inventory: (20 item limit)
Gold: 0
--------

 

Posted Jan 6, '14 at 1:08am

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

6,492 posts

Name Spelled Backwards:
Age in elephant years:
Height In Arabic:
Weight In Swedish:


Rule 2: They need to be elements that would actually exist in an RPG. They should achieve SOME purpose. Think elements from other RPGs. Zombie RPGs usually have a lot of irritating stats.
 

Posted Jan 6, '14 at 2:06am

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

11,404 posts

CHARACTER
Name:
Age:
Height:
Weight:
Country:
Bio:
Appearance:
-------
HEALTH STATS
HP: 100/100
MP: 100/100
EXP: 0/1,000
Chakra: Full
Hunger: 100/100
Thirst: 100/100
--------
BODY STATS (Distribute 25 points between these stats)
Strength:
Speed:
Agility:
Intelligence:
Accuracy:
Hacking:
Driving:
Flying:
--------
ELEMENTAL STATS: (Distribute 10 Chi points between these)
Firebending:
Waterbending:
Earthbending:
Airbending:
--------
ITEMS
Clothing:
Weapons:
Inventory: (20 item limit)
Gold: 0
--------

I think this should do the trick. Also, is there a limit as to how many times per post can we modify the sheet?

 

Posted Jan 6, '14 at 2:16am

eliakith

eliakith

1,806 posts

CHARACTER
Name:
Age:
Height:
Weight:
Country:
Bio:
Appearance:
-------
HEALTH STATS
HP: 100/100
MP: 100/100
EXP: 0/1,000
Chakra: Full
Hunger: 100/100
Thirst: 100/100
--------
GUILD STATUS
Guild:
Group:
Rank:noob
Exp till next rank: 0/500000000
-------
BODY STATS (Distribute 25 points between these stats)
Endurance:
Strength:
Speed:
Agility:
Intelligence:
Accuracy:
Hacking:
Driving:
Flying:
Swimming:
--------
ELEMENTAL STATS: (Distribute 10 Chi points between these)
Firebending:
Waterbending:
Earthbending:
Airbending:
Lightbending:
Darknessbending:
--------
ITEMS
Clothing:
Weapons:
Armor:
Inventory: (20 item limit)
Backpacks:
Gold: 0
--------

I tink i added enough, right?

 

Posted Jan 6, '14 at 1:12pm

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

6,492 posts

I think this should do the trick. Also, is there a limit as to how many times per post can we modify the sheet?


Bio and appearance! Also Hunger/Thirst. Fun fact: I HATE Hunger/Thirst stats in games. Haha. And to answer your question, I will copy/paste the updated sheets (after a few people have added to it), re-organize them (if they need it. Grammar, spacing errors, whatever will get fixed), and post it. You copy/paste it and add again.

I tink i added enough, right?


Looks good! I like the GUILD add. Thanks for keeping it organized! Like I said to Darkfire, I'll re-post the new sheet, with a few tweaks if needed (I'm going to change 'Noob' to "Rookie', "Exp" needs to be capitalized, whatever). You copy/paste the new one and add more.

Also, the "bending" stats are from "Avatar: The Last Airbender." Light and Dark couldn't be bent. Then again, this is the Most Complicated RPG Ever Of All Time, so I'm keeping them. Very clever.

I'm going to add a bit more to it. Notice that I've added spaces to sub-categories (Weapons). Feel free to tinker with it.

Updated Sheet:

CHARACTER
Name: (First and Last)
Age: (10-100)
Height:
Weight:
Country:
Bio: (At least 5 paragraphs)
Appearance:
-------
HEALTH STATS
HP: 100/100
MP: 100/100
Stamina: 100%
Injuries: None
Hunger: 100/100
Thirst: 100/100
Chakra: Full
EXP: 0/1,000
--------
GUILD STATUS
Guild:
Group:
Rank: Rookie
EXP till next rank: 0/500,000,000
-------
BODY STATS (Distribute 30 points between these stats)
Endurance:
Strength:
Speed:
Agility:
Intelligence:
Accuracy:
Instinct:
Hacking:
Driving:
Flying:
Swimming:
--------
ELEMENTAL STATS (Distribute 15 Chi points between these)
Firebending:
Waterbending:
Earthbending:
Airbending:
Lightbending:
Darkbending:
--------
JUTSU (Distribute 5 points between these three)
Ninjutsu:
Genjutsu:
Taijutsu:
Nature Transformation: (Fire, Wind, Lightning, Earth or Water)
Kekkei Genkai: Unknown
--------
ITEMS
Clothing:
--
Weapons
(Melee):
(Pistol):
(Shotgun):
(Rifle):
(Sniper Rifle):
(Launchers):
--
Body Armor:
Armor Bonus: %
Inventory: (20 item limit)
Backpacks:
Gold: 0
--------
 

Posted Jan 6, '14 at 2:18pm

gamermat

gamermat

2 posts

CHARACTER
Name: (First and Last)
Age: (10-100)
Height:
Weight:
Country:
Bio: (At least 5 paragraphs)
Appearance:
-------
HEALTH STATS
HP: 100/100
MP: 100/100
Stamina: 100%
Injuries: None
Hunger: 100/100
Thirst: 100/100
Chakra: Full
EXP: 0/1,000
--------
GUILD STATUS
Guild:
Group:
Rank: Rookie
EXP till next rank: 0/500,000,000
-------
BODY STATS (Distribute 30 points between these stats)
Endurance:
Strength:
Speed:
Agility:
Intelligence:
Accuracy:
Instinct:
Hacking:
Driving:
Flying:
Swimming:
--------
ELEMENTAL STATS (Distribute 15 Chi points between these)
Firebending:
Waterbending:
Earthbending:
Airbending:
Lightbending:
Darkbending:
--------
JUTSU (Distribute 5 points between these three)
Ninjutsu:
Genjutsu:
Taijutsu:
Nature Transformation: (Fire, Wind, Lightning, Earth or Water)
Kekkei Genkai: Unknown
--------
ITEMS
Clothing:
--
Weapons
(Melee):
(Pistol):
(Shotgun):
(Rifle):
(Sniper Rifle):
(Launchers):
--
Body Armor:
Armor Bonus: %
Inventory: (20 item limit)
Backpacks:
Gold: 0
--------
FOLLOWERS
Name:
Health:
Weapon:
Hunger:
Thirst:
Armor:
Level:
Exp:
Race:
Faction:
Description:
Current status:

Hey guys, remember me?


How could I not remember you? You had great RPG's
 

Posted Jan 6, '14 at 6:32pm

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

6,492 posts

I don't understand what "Followers" are. Should that be under Guild?

CHARACTER
Name: (First and Last)
Age: (10-100)
Height:
Weight:
Country:
Bio: (At least 5 paragraphs)
Appearance:
-------
GUILD
Name:
Guild:
Group:
Rank: Rookie
EXP to next rank: 0/500,000,000
-------
HEALTH STATS
HP: 100/100
MP: 100/100
Stamina: 100%
Injuries: None
Hunger: 100/100
Thirst: 100/100
Chakra: Full
EXP: 0/1,000
--------
BODY STATS (Distribute 30 points between these stats)
Endurance:
Strength:
Speed:
Agility:
Intelligence:
Accuracy:
Instinct:
Hacking:
Driving:
Flying:
Swimming:
--------
BENDING (Distribute 15 Chi points between these)
Firebending:
Waterbending:
Earthbending:
Airbending:
Lightbending:
Darkbending:
--------
JUTSU (Distribute 5 points between these three)
Ninjutsu:
Genjutsu:
Taijutsu:
Nature Transformation: (Fire, Wind, Lightning, Earth or Water)
Kekkei Genkai: Unknown
--------
ITEMS
Clothing:
--
Weapons
(Melee):
(Pistol):
(Shotgun):
(SMG):
(Rifle):
(Sniper Rifle):
(Launchers):
--
Body Armor:
Armor Bonus: %
Inventory: (20 item limit)
Backpacks:
Summoning:
Monsters: 0
Bosses: 0
Legendaries: 0
Gold: 0
Gems: 0
Energy Cells: 0
--------
FOLLOWER(S)
Name:
Health:
Weapon:
Hunger:
Thirst:
Armor:
Level:
Exp:
Race:
Faction:
Description:
Current status:

 

Posted Jan 6, '14 at 7:00pm

StormWalker

StormWalker

6,535 posts

Hey look, Matt lives! Whao.

CHARACTER
Name: (First and Last)
Age: (10-100 only)
Height:
Weight:
Country:
Bio: (At least 5 paragraphs)
Appearance:
Clothing:
-Upper
-Lower
-Shoes
-Hats
-Belts
-Gloves
Weapon slots: (one unlocked)
-------
GUILD
Name:
Guild:
Group:
Rank: Rookie
EXP to next rank: 0/500,000,000
Guilt Vault:
Guild Shop:
Guild Altar:
Guild Skills: 0/5
-------
HEALTH STATS
HP: 100/100
MP: 100/100
Stamina: 100%
Injuries: None
Hunger: 100/100
Thirst: 100/100
Chakra: Full
EXP: 0/1,000
--------
BODY STATS (Distribute 30 points between these stats)
Endurance:
Strength:
Speed:
Agility:
Intelligence:
Accuracy:
Instinct:
Hacking:
Driving:
Flying:
Swimming:
Meditating:
Regenerating:
-Health Regen
-Mana Regen
--------
BENDING (Distribute 15 Chi points between these)
Firebending:
Waterbending:
Earthbending:
Airbending:
Lightbending:
Darkbending:
--------
JUTSU (Distribute 5 ninja points between these three)
Ninjutsu:
Genjutsu:
Taijutsu:
Nature Transformation: (Fire, Wind, Lightning, Earth or Water)
Kekkei Genkai: Unknown
--------
ITEMS
Clothing:
Potions
-Health Potion:
-Mana Potion:
-Chi Potion:
-Guild Potion:
-Body Potion:
-Ninja Potion:
--
Weapons
(Melee):
(Pistol):
(Shotgun):
(SMG):
(Rifle):
(Sniper Rifle):
(Launchers):
Ammo:
--
Body Armor:
Armor Bonus: %
Inventory: (20 item limit)
Backpacks:
Summoning:
Monsters: 0
Bosses: 0
Legendaries: 0
Gold: 0
Gems: 0
Energy Cells: 0
Extra slots: 0
--------
FOLLOWER(S)
Name:
Health:
Weapon:
Hunger:
Thirst:
Armor:
Level:
Exp:
Race:
Faction:
Description:
Current status:

 
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