*Dives and catches rock; only to then figure it out it was dropped over a fire and in panic to get rid of the hot rock safely in then cool it off and take it before I get shirt off fire throws it exactly 3,000,000,000,001.00023.06 miles away*
I'm crawling through the remains looking for my retainer, (my ortho will go banana nuts if he sees I lost it!) and find the rock, only to throw it in the ocean cuz I don't notice its "The Rock." Haha, stupid, I know! ( :
I dive to the bottom of the ocean, where I saw the rock sink with a knife in my mouth. I catch before it could sink any lower but I encounter a shark. I put the rock in my pocket and stab the shark with my knife and it swims away, wussy. I swim back to the surface, but notice my pocket has a hole in it...
I find the rock in the sharks corpse after diving 100,000 feet in my new enhanced submarine i grab the rock and put it in my submarine, go back to the top then i sit on it. Then mamma rock comes and steals it... Join the Sig Strikers!
I catch the rock, then quickly dip it in the nearest water to stop the fuse. but a giant turtle comes out snaps it out of my hand with it's mouth and swallows it.
But then I came back from the dead and dug through the rubble, finding da rock. I was hungry so I went to go eat some brains, but some guy from resident evil shot me in the head.