then I and my top knotch monkey scientist team devises a drilling machine to go to the center of the earth to retrieve the sacred rock. 6 MONTHS LATER.... We reach the core and I see the rock through the cameras. So we and my monkeys set off the mini nukes(did I mention those :P) and the rock flew up through a volcano in Africa. then we went to go find it but never found it...
Me and Noob king's airplane explodes and we fall 700,000,000 miles to the earth and while falling we catch the rock once a again but i split off of noobking and put the rock into my pocket.then when i hit the ground the pilot got blown in half too so hes my new upper body and i have complete control! I then hide in my secret base on the top of the eiffel tower!