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SportShark
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Scribe

Help Sir Deepwang find his lost love! Where could she be? Kidnaped be the Orcs? Stuck in a well? Locked in a horrid dungeon?
Your part in this game is to suggest where Sir Deepwang's lost love might be. The more outlandish and absurd the better.

{Example:
User 1: Is she in the goat stable?
User 2: Is she in an oak tree?
etc....}

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pangtongshu
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pangtongshu
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Jester

Is she in her kitchen sitting on the mahogany chair passed down through her family since 1235 after receiving it as a gift from the Earl of Shorkshire

StormWalker
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Jester

Is she stuffed inside a barrel of pickled baby elephant dung being rolled down Niagara Falls?

Alexistigerspice
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Alexistigerspice
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Farmer

Is she hanging naked from manacles in the king's porn dungeon?

thomboy
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thomboy
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Peasant

was she kidnapped by undead wizards and having her life energy siphoned into the king of the undead wizards?

eliakith
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eliakith
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Blacksmith

Is she in the bathroom constipated?

SportShark
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SportShark
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Scribe

Is she stuck inside a vat of cake frosting waiting to be baked into a giant cupcake?

eliakith
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eliakith
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Blacksmith

Is she 20,000 legues under the sea?

StormWalker
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Jester

Is she hanging head-down in a tub of delicious, creamy chocolate pudding?

sinhellsing
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sinhellsing
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Peasant

Is she hid in a washing machine and guarded by two hobbits who are dressed like superman and got an Elvis-like hairstyle and listen to folk while playing football on a baseball pitch?

MrDayCee
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King

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