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Matt's Epic 2014 Armor Games Birthday Party!!

Posted Mar 23, '14 at 7:51pm

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

7,610 posts

Hey guys! SO my birthday is April 5th, almost two weeks from now, and everyone is invited to the party I won't actually be having! Yes, everyone (unless you're a jerk. Requirements can be found in my About).

Anyway. Similar to the "Guess who's getting married!" thread, I will need people to fill several roles. Please, find which fits you (or another member) best and insert your name:

The BFF who stays all day:
The friend who stays almost all day:
The "mature" one who makes sure everyone is getting along:
The one who wants to play video games the whole time:
The one who shows up for an hour and suddenly has to leave:
The one who only came for the food:
The one who WANTS CAKE NOW:

The one who bought my present from a dollar store an hour ago:
The one who bought me something awesome and relatively expensive:
The one who gave me cash and an unsigned card:
The one who forgot it was a birthday party and didn't bring anything:

The socially awkward one who sits at a table by themselves:
The one who prank-calls the cops and leaves:
The one who dropped the cake and/or set something on fire with the candles:

Or any other role you feel is necessary! See you there!

 

Posted Mar 23, '14 at 8:27pm

Salvidian

Salvidian

4,299 posts

I will fill all roles.

 

Posted Mar 23, '14 at 8:33pm

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

7,610 posts

I will fill all roles.


One will suffice for now. Spread the word!
 

Posted Mar 23, '14 at 9:02pm

Riptizoid101

Riptizoid101

6,397 posts

I will fill all roles.


No, I will! Can I be the sassy girl that dances in the middle of the dance floor with like 10 guys with an alcoholic beverage in one hand and mismatched nail polish in the other?
 

Posted Mar 23, '14 at 9:05pm

blk2860

blk2860

10,796 posts

Some weird mix of:

The socially awkward one who sits at a table by themselves


The one who bought my present from a dollar store an hour ago


and

The one who wants to play video games the whole time


If I had to pick out of those three, I'd pick this one:

The socially awkward one who sits at a table by themselves: blk2860
 

Posted Mar 23, '14 at 9:18pm

StormWalker

StormWalker

8,260 posts

Let's see.

The one who wants to play video games the whole time:
The one who only came for the food:
The one who WANTS CAKE NOW:
The one who bought my present from a dollar store an hour ago:
The socially awkward one who sits at a table by themselves:
The one who set something on fire with the candles:

Any one of those is fine, but I'd love to commit some arson there.
 

Posted Mar 23, '14 at 9:30pm

blk2860

blk2860

10,796 posts

Why do I get the feeling that three things will happen at this party?

1. Everyone will want to sit at their own table, away from everyone, and Matt will run out of tables.
2. All of the presents will be awful, and cost about a dollar.
3. There will be quite a few fires.

 

Posted Mar 23, '14 at 9:51pm

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

7,610 posts

It would be better than the actual party I'll be having...

Also, guys. Just pick one. Or up to three, I guess, but I'm not going to update the list with Sal as everything and Rip as everything and a little more...besides, there will be no alcohol at the party.

 

Posted Mar 23, '14 at 10:21pm

TheMostManlyMan

TheMostManlyMan

5,577 posts

besides, there will be no alcohol at the party.

How about propane? Because that could totally help decide what I do....\\

~Manly
 

Posted Mar 23, '14 at 10:24pm

MattEmAngel

MattEmAngel

7,610 posts

How about propane?


How about helium? O_O Someone needs to bring a helium tank for...um...balloons....
 
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