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MattEmAngel
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Hey guys! SO my birthday is April 5th, almost two weeks from now, and everyone is invited to the party I won't actually be having! Yes, everyone (unless you're a jerk. Requirements can be found in my About).

Anyway. Similar to the "Guess who's getting married!" thread, I will need people to fill several roles. Please, find which fits you (or another member) best and insert your name:

The BFF who stays all day:
The friend who stays almost all day:
The "mature" one who makes sure everyone is getting along:
The one who wants to play video games the whole time:
The one who shows up for an hour and suddenly has to leave:
The one who only came for the food:
The one who WANTS CAKE NOW:

The one who bought my present from a dollar store an hour ago:
The one who bought me something awesome and relatively expensive:
The one who gave me cash and an unsigned card:
The one who forgot it was a birthday party and didn't bring anything:

The socially awkward one who sits at a table by themselves:
The one who prank-calls the cops and leaves:
The one who dropped the cake and/or set something on fire with the candles:

Or any other role you feel is necessary! See you there!

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You always forget about me, Sal.

I know that feel.
*Sits alone playing video games for an hour then leaves because forgot it was a birthday party while eating, prank calling, and lighting stuff on fire*
:^)
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The one who gave me cash and an unsigned card:


This spot is mine. Buy yourself something nice.
MattEmAngel
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So, here's the current guest list. I'm adding a few slots.

The BFF who stays all day: @devansh_asthana
The friend who stays almost all day: @Riptizoid101
The "mature" one who makes sure everyone is getting along: @Ernie15
The backup "mature" one who makes sure everyone, including the primary "mature" one, is getting along: @UnleashedUponMankind
The one who wants to play video games the whole time: @blk2860, @StormWalker, @GandalftheGrey666
The one who shows up for an hour and suddenly has to leave: @pickpocket
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The one who brought junk food: @blk2860
The one who only came for the food: @StormWalker, @daleks, @pickpocket
The one who WANTS CAKE NOW: @StormWalker
The one who brought cookies of questionable health concerns: @R2D21999
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The one who bought my present from a dollar store an hour ago: @blk2860, @StormWalker
The one who bought me something awesome and relatively expensive: @Blackbeltr0
The one who gave me cash and an unsigned card: @gh0sts
The one who forgot it was a birthday party and didn't bring anything: @CherryCoke360
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The socially awkward one who sits at a table by themselves: @blk2860, @StormWalker, @pickpocket
The one who prank-calls the cops and leaves: @pickpocket
The one who dropped the cake and/or set something on fire with the candles: @xXxDAPRO89xXx
The potential arsonist: @ImTheMostManlyMan
The balloon animal expert: @Ferret
The surprise band: (unconfirmed)

All slots have been filled! If you are in more than one, especially if several people are also in that slot, see if you can pick only one of them. If not, whatever, no big deal. Feel free to add an extra slot, but be specific!

MattEmAngel
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I like the fact that
1. Three people are coming for the food and only one person is actually bringing food.
2. Out of 26 entries, only four involve giving presents.

Also, you can't play video games and also sit at a table by yourself. One or the other. Which would you spend more time doing?

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Don't ferret balloon animals count as presents?

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I'll be the one that shows up a little late (as usual), but did think of bringing his boombox to play some loud music for the B-Day-Boy! The surprise band obviously won't show (as usual)... =P

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The surprise band obviously won't show (as usual)... =P


If someone were to call Ricky Martin, I would not be opposed.
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Hey! I sometimes show up if I get paid enough... :P

MattEmAngel
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Hey! I sometimes show up if I get paid enough... :P


I'm not going to pay you if it's MY birthday. Someone else should pay.
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Someone else should pay.


What you choose to do with the cash I give you is up to you.
MattEmAngel
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What you choose to do with the cash I give you is up to you.


I won't be using my birthday money to pay a band to show up for my birthday party.
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I won't be using my birthday money to pay a band to show up for my birthday party.


I thin the community is saying that if you don't pay, then there won't be a band
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You know you could technically play flash games instead of video games. I mean we are on a flash game site after all.

I'm only suggesting though, I don't really care what you guys do with your free time. Just as long as you eat the cookies.

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I don't really care what you guys do with your free time. Just as long as you eat the cookies.

That doesn't sound suspicious at all.

~Manly
MattEmAngel
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You know you could technically play flash games instead of video games. I mean we are on a flash game site after all.


LAN Party! Does anyone still have HALO: CE online?

I'm only suggesting though, I don't really care what you guys do with your free time. Just as long as you eat the cookies.


Not sure if should be thankful or worried.
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