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Hey guys! SO my birthday is April 5th, almost two weeks from now, and everyone is invited to the party I won't actually be having! Yes, everyone (unless you're a jerk. Requirements can be found in my About).
Anyway. Similar to the "Guess who's getting married!" thread, I will need people to fill several roles. Please, find which fits you (or another member) best and insert your name:
The BFF who stays all day:
The friend who stays almost all day:
The "mature" one who makes sure everyone is getting along:
The one who wants to play video games the whole time:
The one who shows up for an hour and suddenly has to leave:
The one who only came for the food:
The one who WANTS CAKE NOW:
The one who bought my present from a dollar store an hour ago:
The one who bought me something awesome and relatively expensive:
The one who gave me cash and an unsigned card:
The one who forgot it was a birthday party and didn't bring anything:
The socially awkward one who sits at a table by themselves:
The one who prank-calls the cops and leaves:
The one who dropped the cake and/or set something on fire with the candles:
Or any other role you feel is necessary! See you there!
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Happy birthday! and i was the one who forgot it was your birthday and called the day after
*quietly stuffs cake into mouth and sneaks offscreen*
Look, you can see me in that darkness over there. I was framed, I tell you, FRAMED
Thanks to Unleashed, Sal, ManlyMan, omegap, superbob, blk and Storm for the birthday wishes and apparent inferno. I got Old Spice Lionspride body wash and now I SMELL LIKE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Happy birthday Matt! I maybe late saying but at least I wasn't as late saying Happy birthday to Aggs.
Old Spice Lionspride body wash
PA PA PA PA PA PA PA POWER!!!
Also when wearing that, make sure your mom isn't following you. It would pretty much ruin any dates you have.
Happy B-day matt! Oh, and the cops gave me an ETA of 5 min.
Happy Anniversary of your birth! Hope you get like 70 more of those.
Old Spice commercials are amazing.
Old Spice commercails are amazing.
Thats pretty much all i use now!
(But Swagger is better! XD)
And BTW i got u a roll of Duct Tape and some Super Glue!
Use them wisely.
Happy birthday. Here's ten bucks and a card I picked up just now from Walgreens. I didn't have a pen on me at the time, but you'll probably remember it was from me.
*sidles up to Matt* And you know you're going to shaaaaaare, right?
Everyone, get along.
There. I've done my part. Going home now.
Does anyone know who the chap in that picture is?
I would have guessed you but apparently not.
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