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Warning: Lots of scrolling.

Announcements On the first week of June I will be gone. In fact I'll be gone most of the Summer. With that being said, I'd like 2 very forumly active users to sign up for a special job. Comment on my profile if you'd like this job. Also this job will not effect your game.

Story The doors to the king's royal hall open as a man steps inside. The man seems to be an architect by the looks of it. Normally no normal user would be allowed in the royal hall without a moderator accompanying him, but this user is different, he's one of the knights. The king, sitting tall on his throne, looks like a knight in gold shining armor. The top of his helmet shows a crown that permanently stays on the top, and the ArmorGames 3 symbol is in the middle of his breastplate. Hanging on his back is the ArmorGames 2 symbol, the crossing swords and shield. The king uses them as weapons as any other ArmorGames user. On both sides of his throne there are 2 guards. The one on his right is a pirate skeleton with an eye patch covering his left eye and a pirate's cutlass in his ribcage. On the right is a woman 9 feet tall made of wood and a santa hat on her head. She has no weapons but there's no need for a woman who has the force of a heavy falling tree. The King on his throne moves to show he's interested in the architect's sudden appearance. "Ah, SSTG! Good to see you! Tell me the tale you wish to tell." The architect, known as SSTG replies in an alert tone, "King McNeely, Kongregate's army has been spotted coming towards the city." The skeleton guard puts an arm through his ribcage and pulls out his cutlass. The wooden woman's face instantly turns bloodthirsty. McNeely stands up, "Reton, Kega, settle down. We aren't in battle yet." McNeely glances at the architect, "Gather the others."

Outside the great walls of the city, a colorful assortment of users of all kind are gathering in the grassy fields between highway 44 and highway 23. This is the army of ArmorGames. The three generals of this army are huddled together thinking of a plan, these generals are a ninja horse, a dwarf holding a hammer, and a small star the size of a large bowling ball. "We probably should have grabbed some tanks or some catapults." Explains the star with a nice calm voice, "Its the smart thing to do." The dwarf grunts, "I'd rather save those for later, DayCee. According to McNeely there's only a small army of Kongregate users." The dwarf turns to the ninja horse, "speaking of which... why did you order this large of an army, Strop?" The ninja horse, Strop, replies, "Can never be too certain, Freakenstein." Strop takes out a pair of binoculars to see the oncoming group of Kong users. "Anyways we should probably get going." Continues Strop, "it appears they've brought a single tank with them." And right Strop was, because Kongregate brought a bright red tank with them, already the tank was firing. It fired 2 shots white as cloud and round as a sphere, both hitting 2 sections of the great wall. The shots left a gaping hole where they hit. Frank shouts one single word that everyone in ArmorGames should know, "Charge!" And so the fight begins.

Both armies clash in an explosion of blood and death, literally. Arrows shot by and hit people in knees, swords both ArmorGames and Kongregate clashed in a fight to the death, bullets ran by and hit people in places where they were not very protected, and the tank of Kongregate just kept shooting whatever ammunition it had, boomerangs, grenades, and even deadly cactus that explode into multiple cacti in midair. The moderators also had their own fights. Strop sliced his katana and successfully decapitated many Kong users. Frank swings his hammer with strength and dramatically yells, "Ban!" Each time he kills a user with a hit from his hammer. And DayCee just runs into people, burning their flesh, melting their metal, and catching fire to hair and fur. The tank's head slowly moves in the direction of a very weak section of ArmorGames' outside wall. Just as its about to fire, Frank throws his hammer into the barrel of the tank, the tank then explodes and anyone near it instantly dies, the hammer magically flies back to the hand of Freakenstein. Any remaining Kongregate user simply trusted their instincts and fled. The once clear green field is now a red mess with dozens of bodies from both sides laying on the ground. ArmorGames successfully won the battle.

Ontop of the tower of ArmorGames are two of ArmorGames' kings. One is of course McNeely, the other is a clapping ferret. The ferret continues to clap, "Seems we've won this battle." McNeely takes a glance at the field of bodies and then at the ArmorGames wall filled with holes, "but at what cost?" McNeely starts walking towards the stairs leading down, he stops and turns his head to look at the ferret. "We need to attack them before they attack us." Then McNeely continues to walk until he finally reaches the stairs, which he simply walks down, reaching the lower levels of the tower.

Explaining the game. Hello ArmorGames users. I am happy to announce that this is indeed an RPG based on ArmorGames. Now that's not the only thing about this game that's unique, but the Internet is now real-ish, more on that later. This is a game where you're free to do what you want, so long as it fits in the rules. You can also meet other players in this game. There are two ways you can play this game, you can go out and kind of kill stuff or you can just live around the city of ArmorGames in a friendly way.

Rules: Even an RPG like this has rules.
1. This is the most important rule. Don't be a jerk. Don't just go around shooting other users or messing up their fun experience. Its mean and jerky.
2. You can only attack once per turn if you're in combat. If you want to attack more than once with a certain weapon ask me. I might allow it and I might not.
3. Don't complain if you die or miss. This combat system is all based on dice. Your fate belongs to the dice not me.
4. I am the game master, not you. You can't decide what weapons magically appear in front of you. You can suggest a weapon for me to give you, but you still might not get it.
5. Follow your story. You can't start off at a cave and then magically appear by a lake. Or make an enemy appear just for the XP.

The internet: As I've explained before the Internet will be brought into real life, websites will be buildings and jobs and some items will be internet based things. Here are the lists of websites:
Flash game sites > Nations Social sites,
chat sites > Communication
Video sites > theater
Ebay, Amazon, etc. > auction houses
Store websites > stores
Restaurant sites > Restaurant
School sites, online schools > Schools
Music sites > Music stores and radio stations
Video game sites > Video game consoles and arcades
Encyclopedia sites > Academies
Dictionary sites > Library and book stores
Search sites > Transportation
Credit sites > Banks and currency
Email > Post office
Sport sites > Sports
Religious sites > Churches
.gov sites > Government stuff
Country sites > Embassies
Theory sites > Abandoned warehouses
Court system sites > Prison
Profiles > Homes
Names > Usernames
Locks > Passwords
Hospital sites > Hospitals
Deep Internet > 'bad part of town'
Brand building sites > billboards
affiliate sites > door to door sales men
attack site > army
Celebrity sites > fan club
Gambling sites > casinos
humor site > comedy clubs
blogs, news sites > Newspapers, tv stations, radio stations
Agriculture sites > farms
Translation sites > Language
Q and A > Info centers
personal sites > diary
phishing sites > criminals, conmen
torrent sites > black market-esk thing
rating sites > critics
scraper site > bootleg dealers
shock site > trolls
Gallery sites > galleries, museum
Hospital sites > Hospitals
Forum, community, dating sites > Clubs, bars, hangouts
Parks, recreational sites > national parks, monuments

List of weapons:
Real Weapons
Weapons made of text
Knee-seeking arrows
Elephant bum
Do not press button
Rewind
Pause
Slow-mo
Random gun
Nyan rocket
Loud sound bomb
Screamers
Watermelon canon
Sledgehammer
ban hammer
Diamond sword
glitch sword
hacking gun
cat gun
cat-apult
dQw4w9WgXcQ bomb
cupcake canon
grumpy cat gun
barrel roll blaster
cheeseburger bomb
bass canon

If you want to suggest more ideas for internet based things, suggest them here.

There are 7 flash game site nations. ArmorGames, Kongregate, NewGrounds, AddictingGames, NinjaKiwi, Mochigames, and Bubblebox. The world map is the actual map of the real world, Flash games are on each of these continents. ArmorGames is North America, Kongregate is Asia, Newgrounds is Africa, AddictingGames is South America, NinjaKiwi is Europe, Mochigames is Australia, and Bubblebox is Antarctica.
Character sheet:
Username: (pick a name)
Age: 13 and up(this is ArmorGames after all, so we have to start with age 13)
Gender: Male or Female(or Facebook's 50+ genders)
Race: (The most unique part of the sheet. You can choose what you want to be like; human, alien, robot, ant, toaster, penguin, fox, dwarf, etc. Whatever you want.)
Profile password: (Not your actual password. Just a FAKE one to access your home.)
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XP: 0/20
Level: 1
HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

This character sheet may change in the future.
Leveling up To level up you must gain enough XP. Each time you level up you will have more HP(note: your HP will not reset if you're damaged) and have more crafting options(more on that later). However there will be special things. Like let's say at Level... 5 you get $1000 for free and maybe on level 10 you get a free weapon. However you only get XP for killing someone.

Crafting If you defeat people incombat you can get junk. This junk can be used to upgrade or create weapons. However, you can only craft at a certain travelling store. Reason for that is so you people don't just upgrade weapons all willy-nilly, but you can call the travel Craft anytime. Just say, "Travel Craft" and it'll arrive for your needs.

Exclusion The players can start anywhere inside the country of ArmorGames. The following ArmorGames cities are: ArmorGames capital, Lolnoob, Russo, Thisisacity, Thisisacitysucks, Sonny, and Sinjid. You can also start in your own home.

If there's anything you want to suggest about the RPG and I mean ANYTHING. Suggest it here. If you have any questions feel free to ask. Now let's get this game FINALLY started!

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Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50(in safe), $50(in pocket)
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: One handed war hammer(4 hit points), bow, knee-seeking arrows(20) (3 hit points) (Never misses)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You pick up $25.

You hear the door ring as it opens. Jeff yells in alarm "Ja-." Jeff stops talking. You look at the front of the store, where you see two Kongregate users, a lion and a rhino. The rhino is covering Jeff's mouth. Both users have a spear strapped to their backs.

"Give us your best weapons or suffer." Says the lion.
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Username: Eliakith the 1st.
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Profile password: #imawesome
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $100
Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You find $50.

Uhhh, you can't do spells. Even if spells did exist in this game, you wouldn't have any at this time.
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Username: 09philj
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Race: Appears to be human.
Profile password: milliondollarman
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HP: 188/200
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Money: $50
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Rapier(3 hit points), Frying pan(2 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You find $50.

The pan hits the golem and does 8 damage.

Fire Golem: 64/150 HP Weapon: Desert eagle(4 hit points)

You chase the Kongregate running with the box. The golem shakes his head to rid of any confusion. He notices you running past him. "Hey! What are you-" He notices the box gone. Then sees the Kongregate. He then follows.

The Kongregate user sprints out of Amazon and runs outside.
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Username: nicho.  No caps.
Age: 20
Race: Werewolf. It used to be my AG persona for the WoM.
Profile password: Romulus
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50
Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You find $50.

You see a hologram of King McNeely appear in the sky. "Citizens of ArmorGames," he begins. "I'm sure you're all aware of yesterday's battle and that there's rumors going around that we need soldiers for the war. Those rumors are correct. We are prepared for war on Kongregate, however if you don't wish to join that is fine, we are not making you join. However we need help as much as possible." The king raises his arms, "Tonight, any soldiers who are planning on joining will meet here in the Forums. That is all."

You head to a registration center and see a female human user behind the desk. On her right breast is a name tag, it says "Chloe". She looks up from a computer screen. "Hello. Do you need something?"
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Username: StormDragon
Age: Looks to be in her early 20's or late teens
Gender: Female
Race: Werewolf
Profile password: Keket205060
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $70
Equipment: doll
Weapons: grenades(5) (5 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons:N/A

You find $50. You're a lucky woman.

You see a hologram of King McNeely appear in the sky. "Citizens of ArmorGames," he begins. "I'm sure you're all aware of yesterday's battle and that there's rumors going around that we need soldiers for the war. Those rumors are correct. We are prepared for war on Kongregate, however if you don't wish to join that is fine, we are not making you join. However we need help as much as possible." The king raises his arms, "Tonight, any soldiers who are planning on joining will meet here in the Forums. That is all."(If you want to get there you'll have to go to the capital by some sort of transportation.)

"Oh." Says the Kongregate user. He speaks into his shoulder, which you notice has a microphone on it. "Once I get back to base we have to leave." You overhear as he walks away.

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Username: Spikeabc
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: Elf
Profile password: Spikeisbeefy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $240
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Minigun(2 hit)(fires 8 times a turn),
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You look at the crowds of people seeing if there's a disturbance that could give you a hint of the spy.

You see a tiger user tackle a user that looks like a wizard. The tiger is holding a knife to his neck. Probably best to go now.

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skipped. thanks R2.

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Username: Spikeabc
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: Elf
Profile password: Spikeisbeefy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $240
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Minigun(2 hit)(fires 8 times a turn),
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

i step up to the tiger.
"What seems to be the problem?"
Chances are upon seeing an elf with a minigun the tiger would stop fighting.

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Username: Frogmyre
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Derpy Penguin
Profile password: #SnagIsDerpy2014
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: rake spear(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

I'll attack it again. (As you seem to have missed this, on page 11, I'm posting this again. If, however, you did respond, I must not of noticed)

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Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50(in safe), $50(in pocket)
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: One handed war hammer(4 hit points), bow, knee-seeking arrows(20) (3 hit points) (Never misses)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

'Okay, okay, just keep calm.' I put my hands up. 'All the good stuff is in the vault below us. I'll need to get to it myself, only I can get it.'

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Username: Eliakith the 1st.
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Profile password: #imawesome
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $100
Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

okay, i need a staff or something first? or are spells not in this game period?

I attempt to tackle the crows.

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Username: nicho. No caps.
Age: 20
Race: Werewolf. It used to be my AG persona for the WoM.
Profile password: Romulus
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50
Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You find $50.


I need a sign up form. And some gear if possible.
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Peasant

Username: StormDragon
Age: Looks to be in her early 20's or late teens
Gender: Female
Race: Werewolf
Profile password: Keket205060
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $70
Equipment: doll
Weapons: grenades(5) (5 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons:N/A

They will probably be gone by the time I tell someone important but at least I live to give the info away. I think as the ninja leaves. Once the ninja is gone I head to the capital. Normally I would walk there but the urgency of the situation makes me willing to take the fastest mode of transportation.

OOC: I don't know if there is some form of public transport between the cities but if there is then I'm looking for the fastest version of that.

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Duke

Username: Moegreche
Age: 33
Race: Brain-in-a-vat
Profile password: philosophy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $150
Equipment:Vat x 1
Weapons: Logic and Reason, screwdriver(2 hit points), grenade(2) (5 hit points), bow, regular arrows(10) (4 hit points). knee-seeking arrows(10) (4 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: Medium power troll face(1) (6 hit points)

(sorry for the long absence. previous activity is on pg. 9)

Seeing some friendly faces at the Tavern, I order a round for everyone at the table and join them. After some catching up, the tone gets serious. I let my drinking companions know that I'm joining the war effort and ask if they - or anyone they know - might be willing to accompany me.

(I don't know how partners work, but if it's allowed for active players to join me, that's fine too. Though it may get too complicated.)

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Jester

Username: 09philj
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Race: Appears to be human.
Profile password: milliondollarman
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HP: 188/200
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Money: $50
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Rapier(3 hit points), Frying pan(2 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

I sprint after the thief, throwing my pan at the golem behind me (I lose the pan) and try to grab a ranged weapon from a shelf as I run outside.

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Treasurer

Username: Spikeabc
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: Elf
Profile password: Spikeisbeefy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $290
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Minigun(2 hit)(fires 8 times a turn),
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You find $50.(At this rate I may up the prices in stuff.)

The tiger sees your minigun and starts sweating. "I was just... giving him a haircut! Yeah. See?" The tiger uses the knife to cut some of the wizard's hair.
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Username: Frogmyre
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Derpy Penguin
Profile password: #SnagIsDerpy2014
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HP: 188/200
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Money: $150
Equipment: demon leaf
Weapons: rake spear(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You find $100.

I'll count both attacks.

Demon weed: 0/50 hp. Weapons: ability to breathe fire(3 points)

You got doubles! (24 damage)

The demon weed attacks back. (12 damage)

You attack again. (9 damage)

The demon weed lays in the field, motionless. The second one is still there however.

Loot: demon leaf(can be sold).
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Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50(in safe), $75(in pocket)
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: One handed war hammer(4 hit points), bow, knee-seeking arrows(20) (3 hit points) (Never misses)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You found $25 dollars.

The lion thinks, "Fine. But if you trick us, this little ArmorGames user won't be breathing life." He points to Jeff1999.
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Username: Eliakith the 1st.
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Profile password: #imawesome
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $150
Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

Mostly a staff.

The crows scatter away. "Thanks!" Says the farmer. "Here's your $50."
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Username: nicho. No caps.
Age: 20
Race: Werewolf. It used to be my AG persona for the WoM.
Profile password: Romulus
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50
Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

Chloe hands you a paper and pen and you sign. "About the gear," says Chloe. "We don't really have any. You either buy something from the stores or get some free supplies tonight at the Forums."
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Username: Moegreche
Age: 33
Race: Brain-in-a-vat
Profile password: philosophy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $200
Equipment:Vat x 1
Weapons: Logic and Reason, screwdriver(2 hit points), grenade(2) (5 hit points), bow, regular arrows(10) (4 hit points). knee-seeking arrows(10) (4 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: Medium power troll face(1) (6 hit points)

You find 50 bucks

You see a hologram of King McNeely appear in the sky, but that doesn't really matter because he's speaking on the stage in front of you, "Citizens of ArmorGames," he begins. "I'm sure you're all aware of yesterday's battle and that there's rumors going around that we need soldiers for the war. Those rumors are correct. We are prepared for war on Kongregate, however if you don't wish to join that is fine, we are not making you join. However we need help as much as possible." The king raises his arms, "Tonight, any soldiers who are planning on joining will meet here in the Forums. That is all."

Everyone makes a face, well... everyone except the fox, who gladly jumps up and shouts, "I'll accompany you. It'll be fun watching murder." You notice he's daydreaming and a wicked smile grows on his face. He then comes back from his dreaming, "My name is Xeano321, by the way. Call me Xeano." He sticks his hand out, in a gesture for you to shake his hand. Although he is not aware you are a brain-in-a-vat and technically have no arms.
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Username: 09philj
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Race: Appears to be human.
Profile password: milliondollarman
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HP: 188/200
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Money: $50
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Rapier(3 hit points), Glock(0/0)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You grab a Glock but find there is no ammunition.

The golem swiftly dodges the pan and catches up to you. "If you help me get the thief I will let you have half the items in that crate for free." He says making a deal.

The thief runs into an ally and plants bombs there. Better be careful.

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Blacksmith

Username: Frogmyre
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Derpy Penguin
Profile password: #SnagIsDerpy2014
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HP: 188/200
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Money: $150
Equipment: demon leaf
Weapons: rake spear(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

I'll attack the other one. (Thanks for counting both attacks)

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Duke

Username: Moegreche
Age: 33
Race: Brain-in-a-vat
Profile password: philosophy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $200
Equipment:Vat x 1
Weapons: Logic and Reason, screwdriver(2 hit points), grenade(2) (5 hit points), bow, regular arrows(10) (4 hit points). knee-seeking arrows(10) (4 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: Medium power troll face(1) (6 hit points)

Using a Putnam-esque argument, I convince Xeano that brains-in-vats are logically (or at least metaphysically) impossible and he believes he is shaking my hand. (Now who's radically deceive?! Mwaa haa!).
My plan is to be back at the Forum by tonight. But in the meantime, I need a body. So if it's possible, I want to travel to a blacksmith to broker a deal for a body that I can manipulate with my brain, After all, Frank isn't here to pull me around in my wagon. And my wagon is ... well... nevermind. I'm prepared to quest for the body, though if time is an issue, I will just remain here to see what the King has to say.

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Jester

Username: Spikeabc
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: Elf
Profile password: Spikeisbeefy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $290
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Minigun(2 hit)(fires 8 times a turn),
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

(At this rate I may up the prices in stuff.)


it would be smarter if i "stopped finding money on the ground" then raising the inflation rate, R2.

"Not buying it"
i fire off rounds from the minigun at the tiger.
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