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R2D21999
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Warning: Lots of scrolling.

Announcements On the first week of June I will be gone. In fact I'll be gone most of the Summer. With that being said, I'd like 2 very forumly active users to sign up for a special job. Comment on my profile if you'd like this job. Also this job will not effect your game.

Story The doors to the king's royal hall open as a man steps inside. The man seems to be an architect by the looks of it. Normally no normal user would be allowed in the royal hall without a moderator accompanying him, but this user is different, he's one of the knights. The king, sitting tall on his throne, looks like a knight in gold shining armor. The top of his helmet shows a crown that permanently stays on the top, and the ArmorGames 3 symbol is in the middle of his breastplate. Hanging on his back is the ArmorGames 2 symbol, the crossing swords and shield. The king uses them as weapons as any other ArmorGames user. On both sides of his throne there are 2 guards. The one on his right is a pirate skeleton with an eye patch covering his left eye and a pirate's cutlass in his ribcage. On the right is a woman 9 feet tall made of wood and a santa hat on her head. She has no weapons but there's no need for a woman who has the force of a heavy falling tree. The King on his throne moves to show he's interested in the architect's sudden appearance. "Ah, SSTG! Good to see you! Tell me the tale you wish to tell." The architect, known as SSTG replies in an alert tone, "King McNeely, Kongregate's army has been spotted coming towards the city." The skeleton guard puts an arm through his ribcage and pulls out his cutlass. The wooden woman's face instantly turns bloodthirsty. McNeely stands up, "Reton, Kega, settle down. We aren't in battle yet." McNeely glances at the architect, "Gather the others."

Outside the great walls of the city, a colorful assortment of users of all kind are gathering in the grassy fields between highway 44 and highway 23. This is the army of ArmorGames. The three generals of this army are huddled together thinking of a plan, these generals are a ninja horse, a dwarf holding a hammer, and a small star the size of a large bowling ball. "We probably should have grabbed some tanks or some catapults." Explains the star with a nice calm voice, "Its the smart thing to do." The dwarf grunts, "I'd rather save those for later, DayCee. According to McNeely there's only a small army of Kongregate users." The dwarf turns to the ninja horse, "speaking of which... why did you order this large of an army, Strop?" The ninja horse, Strop, replies, "Can never be too certain, Freakenstein." Strop takes out a pair of binoculars to see the oncoming group of Kong users. "Anyways we should probably get going." Continues Strop, "it appears they've brought a single tank with them." And right Strop was, because Kongregate brought a bright red tank with them, already the tank was firing. It fired 2 shots white as cloud and round as a sphere, both hitting 2 sections of the great wall. The shots left a gaping hole where they hit. Frank shouts one single word that everyone in ArmorGames should know, "Charge!" And so the fight begins.

Both armies clash in an explosion of blood and death, literally. Arrows shot by and hit people in knees, swords both ArmorGames and Kongregate clashed in a fight to the death, bullets ran by and hit people in places where they were not very protected, and the tank of Kongregate just kept shooting whatever ammunition it had, boomerangs, grenades, and even deadly cactus that explode into multiple cacti in midair. The moderators also had their own fights. Strop sliced his katana and successfully decapitated many Kong users. Frank swings his hammer with strength and dramatically yells, "Ban!" Each time he kills a user with a hit from his hammer. And DayCee just runs into people, burning their flesh, melting their metal, and catching fire to hair and fur. The tank's head slowly moves in the direction of a very weak section of ArmorGames' outside wall. Just as its about to fire, Frank throws his hammer into the barrel of the tank, the tank then explodes and anyone near it instantly dies, the hammer magically flies back to the hand of Freakenstein. Any remaining Kongregate user simply trusted their instincts and fled. The once clear green field is now a red mess with dozens of bodies from both sides laying on the ground. ArmorGames successfully won the battle.

Ontop of the tower of ArmorGames are two of ArmorGames' kings. One is of course McNeely, the other is a clapping ferret. The ferret continues to clap, "Seems we've won this battle." McNeely takes a glance at the field of bodies and then at the ArmorGames wall filled with holes, "but at what cost?" McNeely starts walking towards the stairs leading down, he stops and turns his head to look at the ferret. "We need to attack them before they attack us." Then McNeely continues to walk until he finally reaches the stairs, which he simply walks down, reaching the lower levels of the tower.

Explaining the game. Hello ArmorGames users. I am happy to announce that this is indeed an RPG based on ArmorGames. Now that's not the only thing about this game that's unique, but the Internet is now real-ish, more on that later. This is a game where you're free to do what you want, so long as it fits in the rules. You can also meet other players in this game. There are two ways you can play this game, you can go out and kind of kill stuff or you can just live around the city of ArmorGames in a friendly way.

Rules: Even an RPG like this has rules.
1. This is the most important rule. Don't be a jerk. Don't just go around shooting other users or messing up their fun experience. Its mean and jerky.
2. You can only attack once per turn if you're in combat. If you want to attack more than once with a certain weapon ask me. I might allow it and I might not.
3. Don't complain if you die or miss. This combat system is all based on dice. Your fate belongs to the dice not me.
4. I am the game master, not you. You can't decide what weapons magically appear in front of you. You can suggest a weapon for me to give you, but you still might not get it.
5. Follow your story. You can't start off at a cave and then magically appear by a lake. Or make an enemy appear just for the XP.

The internet: As I've explained before the Internet will be brought into real life, websites will be buildings and jobs and some items will be internet based things. Here are the lists of websites:
Flash game sites > Nations Social sites,
chat sites > Communication
Video sites > theater
Ebay, Amazon, etc. > auction houses
Store websites > stores
Restaurant sites > Restaurant
School sites, online schools > Schools
Music sites > Music stores and radio stations
Video game sites > Video game consoles and arcades
Encyclopedia sites > Academies
Dictionary sites > Library and book stores
Search sites > Transportation
Credit sites > Banks and currency
Email > Post office
Sport sites > Sports
Religious sites > Churches
.gov sites > Government stuff
Country sites > Embassies
Theory sites > Abandoned warehouses
Court system sites > Prison
Profiles > Homes
Names > Usernames
Locks > Passwords
Hospital sites > Hospitals
Deep Internet > 'bad part of town'
Brand building sites > billboards
affiliate sites > door to door sales men
attack site > army
Celebrity sites > fan club
Gambling sites > casinos
humor site > comedy clubs
blogs, news sites > Newspapers, tv stations, radio stations
Agriculture sites > farms
Translation sites > Language
Q and A > Info centers
personal sites > diary
phishing sites > criminals, conmen
torrent sites > black market-esk thing
rating sites > critics
scraper site > bootleg dealers
shock site > trolls
Gallery sites > galleries, museum
Hospital sites > Hospitals
Forum, community, dating sites > Clubs, bars, hangouts
Parks, recreational sites > national parks, monuments

List of weapons:
Real Weapons
Weapons made of text
Knee-seeking arrows
Elephant bum
Do not press button
Rewind
Pause
Slow-mo
Random gun
Nyan rocket
Loud sound bomb
Screamers
Watermelon canon
Sledgehammer
ban hammer
Diamond sword
glitch sword
hacking gun
cat gun
cat-apult
dQw4w9WgXcQ bomb
cupcake canon
grumpy cat gun
barrel roll blaster
cheeseburger bomb
bass canon

If you want to suggest more ideas for internet based things, suggest them here.

There are 7 flash game site nations. ArmorGames, Kongregate, NewGrounds, AddictingGames, NinjaKiwi, Mochigames, and Bubblebox. The world map is the actual map of the real world, Flash games are on each of these continents. ArmorGames is North America, Kongregate is Asia, Newgrounds is Africa, AddictingGames is South America, NinjaKiwi is Europe, Mochigames is Australia, and Bubblebox is Antarctica.
Character sheet:
Username: (pick a name)
Age: 13 and up(this is ArmorGames after all, so we have to start with age 13)
Gender: Male or Female(or Facebook's 50+ genders)
Race: (The most unique part of the sheet. You can choose what you want to be like; human, alien, robot, ant, toaster, penguin, fox, dwarf, etc. Whatever you want.)
Profile password: (Not your actual password. Just a FAKE one to access your home.)
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XP: 0/20
Level: 1
HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

This character sheet may change in the future.
Leveling up To level up you must gain enough XP. Each time you level up you will have more HP(note: your HP will not reset if you're damaged) and have more crafting options(more on that later). However there will be special things. Like let's say at Level... 5 you get $1000 for free and maybe on level 10 you get a free weapon. However you only get XP for killing someone.

Crafting If you defeat people incombat you can get junk. This junk can be used to upgrade or create weapons. However, you can only craft at a certain travelling store. Reason for that is so you people don't just upgrade weapons all willy-nilly, but you can call the travel Craft anytime. Just say, "Travel Craft" and it'll arrive for your needs.

Exclusion The players can start anywhere inside the country of ArmorGames. The following ArmorGames cities are: ArmorGames capital, Lolnoob, Russo, Thisisacity, Thisisacitysucks, Sonny, and Sinjid. You can also start in your own home.

If there's anything you want to suggest about the RPG and I mean ANYTHING. Suggest it here. If you have any questions feel free to ask. Now let's get this game FINALLY started!

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Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50(in safe), $100(in pocket)
Equipment: Horn, fur coat
Weapons: One handed war hammer(4 hit points), bow, knee-seeking arrows(20) (3 hit points) (Never misses), spear head(2 hit points)
Partners: Jeff1999, Race: human, Weapons: Sword
Summons: N/A

'Right.' I grumble to myself. I lock my house and set on making a body for the body-less brain-in-a-vat.

R2D21999
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Username: Spikeabc
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: Elf
Profile password: Spikeisbeefy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $365
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Minigun(2 hit points)(fires 8 times a turn), Knife(3 hit points), Cat gun(5 hit points), loud bombs(6 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: Laser ostrich(7 hit)

You go to the Forums, where you see a bunch of users gathered and King McNeely standing on a podium. "Attention. Attention everyone." The Forums quiet down. "I thank you all who have decided to join the war. We will begin a battle on Kong's city, Punchjab, tomorrow at dawn. You can come along with the army or do your own thing." He motions towards a table, "Please pick up an ArmorGames sword and shield, and enjoy some refreshments. I thank you again."
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Username: Frogmyre
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Derpy Penguin
Profile password: #SnagIsDerpy2014
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HP: 155/200
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Money: $250
Equipment: demon leaf(2)
Weapons: rake spear(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You go to the Forums, where you see a bunch of users gathered and King McNeely standing on a podium. "Attention. Attention everyone." The Forums quiet down. "I thank you all who have decided to join the war. We will begin a battle on Kong's city, Punchjab, tomorrow at dawn. You can come along with the army or do your own thing." He motions towards a table, "Please pick up an ArmorGames sword and shield, and enjoy some refreshments. I thank you again."
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Username: Moegreche
Age: 33
Race: Brain-in-a-vat
Profile password: philosophy
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HP: 174/200
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Money: $225
Equipment:Vat x 1, horn, fur coat
Weapons: Logic and Reason, grenade(2) (5 hit points), bow, regular arrows(8) (4 hit points). knee-seeking arrows(10) (4 hit points)
Partners: Xeano321, Race: Fox, Equipment: Screwdriver(2 hit points), spearhead (2 hit points)
Summons: Medium power troll face(1) (6 hit points)

You go to the Forums, where you see a bunch of users gathered and King McNeely standing on a podium. "Attention. Attention everyone." The Forums quiet down. "I thank you all who have decided to join the war. We will begin a battle on Kong's city, Punchjab, tomorrow at dawn. You can come along with the army or do your own thing." He motions towards a table, "Please pick up an ArmorGames sword and shield, and enjoy some refreshments. I thank you again."
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Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50(in safe), $100(in pocket)
Equipment: Horn, fur coat
Weapons: One handed war hammer(4 hit points), bow, knee-seeking arrows(20) (3 hit points) (Never misses), spear head(2 hit points)
Partners: Jeff1999, Race: human, Weapons: Sword
Summons: N/A

While starting to build the body, you turn on the tv and see the king talk in the Forums.

You go to the Forums, where you see a bunch of users gathered and King McNeely standing on a podium. "Attention. Attention everyone." The Forums quiet down. "I thank you all who have decided to join the war. We will begin a battle on Kong's city, Punchjab, tomorrow at dawn. You can come along with the army or do your own thing." He motions towards a table, "Please pick up an ArmorGames sword and shield, and enjoy some refreshments. I thank you again."

Moegreche
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Duke

Username: Moegreche
Age: 33
Race: Brain-in-a-vat
Profile password: philosophy
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HP: 174/200
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Money: $225
Equipment:Vat x 1, horn, fur coat
Weapons: Logic and Reason, grenade(2) (5 hit points), bow, regular arrows(8) (4 hit points). knee-seeking arrows(10) (4 hit points)
Partners: Xeano321, Race: Fox, Equipment: Screwdriver(2 hit points), spearhead (2 hit points)
Summons: Medium power troll face(1) (6 hit points)

I grab a sword and shield from the table and head back to my house in order to rest up and heal for the journey to Punchjab. I will head out as soon as my body is ready - hopefully before dawn. I'd like to get there a few hours early and scout around.

JACKinbigletters
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Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50(in safe), $100(in pocket)
Equipment: Horn, fur coat
Weapons: One handed war hammer(4 hit points), bow, knee-seeking arrows(20) (3 hit points) (Never misses), spear head(2 hit points)
Partners: Jeff1999, Race: human, Weapons: Sword
Summons: N/A

After finishing the body construct I put the $100 in my pocket into the safe. I then start to work on a set of armor.

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nichodemus
14,988 posts
Grand Duke

Username: nicho. No caps.
Age: 20
Race: Werewolf. It used to be my AG persona for the WoM.
Profile password: Romulus
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50
Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

Cor, I didn't notice another werewolf. I pick up a sword and shield, and start swinging and twirling it about. After biting it.

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09philj
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Jester

Username: 09philj
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Race: Appears to be human.
Profile password: milliondollarman
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HP: 188/200
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Money: $50
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Rapier(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

I draw my rapier and make a strike at the thief.

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StormDragon
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Peasant

Username: StormDragon
Age: Looks to be in her early 20's or late teens
Gender: Female
Race: Werewolf
Profile password: Keket205060
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $70
Equipment: doll
Weapons: grenades(5) (5 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons:N/A

"I live in Sinjid." I say and think about asking for the user's name and where he lives but then I notice the time. "Guess we will talk more after the meeting."

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eliakith
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Blacksmith

Username: Eliakith the 1st.
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Profile password: #imawesome
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $150
Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

I look for a dark or basic staff.

Snag618
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Snag618
6,704 posts
Blacksmith

Username: Frogmyre
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Derpy Penguin
Profile password: #SnagIsDerpy2014
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HP: 155/200
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Money: $250
Equipment: demon leaf(2)
Weapons: rake spear(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

I'll go to the table, get my sword and shield, and try one of the refreshments.

R2D21999
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Treasurer

Username: Moegreche
Age: 33
Race: Brain-in-a-vat
Profile password: philosophy
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HP: 174/200
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Money: $225
Equipment:Vat x 1, horn, fur coat
Weapons: Logic and Reason, grenade(2) (5 hit points), bow, regular arrows(8) (4 hit points). knee-seeking arrows(10) (4 hit points), Sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners: Xeano321, Race: Fox, Equipment: Screwdriver(2 hit points), spearhead (2 hit points)
Summons: Medium power troll face(1) (6 hit points)

It seems your body is ready or just about ready. You head to the blacksmith, with Xeano following you(he never left your side).
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Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $150(in safe), (in pocket)
Equipment: Horn, fur coat
Weapons: One handed war hammer(4 hit points), bow, knee-seeking arrows(20) (3 hit points) (Never misses), spear head(2 hit points)
Partners: Jeff1999, Race: human, Weapons: Sword
Summons: N/A

You start working on the armor when you see Moe walk in with Xeano in back.
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Username: nicho.  No caps.
Age: 20
Race: Werewolf. It used to be my AG persona for the WoM.
Profile password: Romulus
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Sword and shield logo(3 hit points
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

A random robot user comes up to you and hugs you, "You make me comfortable." He says very creepy-like.
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Username: 09philj
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Race: Appears to be human.
Profile password: milliondollarman
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HP: 188/200
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Money: $50
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Rapier(3 hit points)
Partners: fire golem(temporary) Weapon: Desert Eagle(4 hit points)
Summons: N/A

Kongregate thief: 64/75 hp, Weapon: knife: 3

You attack with the rapier unfortunately the dice made your attack only worth 3 hp.

Not the case with the fire golem however, he gets a double one, however that's just a two. Making the attack only worth 8 hp.

The thief attacks the fire golem and misses.
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Username: StormDragon
Age: Looks to be in her early 20's or late teens
Gender: Female
Race: Werewolf
Profile password: Keket205060
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $70
Equipment: doll
Weapons: grenades(5) (5 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons:N/A

King McNeely is standing on a podium. "Attention. Attention everyone." The Forums quiet down. "I thank you all who have decided to join the war. We will begin a battle on Kong's city, Punchjab, tomorrow at dawn. You can come along with the army or do your own thing." He motions towards a table, "Please pick up an ArmorGames sword and shield, and enjoy some refreshments. I thank you again."
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Username: Eliakith the 1st.
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Profile password: #imawesome
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $150
Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You see a dark staff, the tag says it controls the shadows, but its very pricy at $400.
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Username: Frogmyre
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Derpy Penguin
Profile password: #SnagIsDerpy2014
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HP: 155/200
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Money: $250
Equipment: demon leaf(2)
Weapons: rake spear(3 hit points), sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You try a cupcake and like it. The refreshments are all kinds of desserts.

Snag618
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Blacksmith

Username: Frogmyre
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Derpy Penguin
Profile password: #SnagIsDerpy2014
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HP: 155/200
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Money: $250
Equipment: demon leaf(2)
Weapons: rake spear(3 hit points), sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

(Cupcakes, how apt. Also, should I get HP back if I eat?)
I'll have a few cupcakes, thinking that making these would get me a fortune

JACKinbigletters
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9,363 posts
Treasurer

Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $150(in safe), (in pocket)
Equipment: Horn, fur coat
Weapons: One handed war hammer(4 hit points), bow, knee-seeking arrows(20) (3 hit points) (Never misses), spear head(2 hit points)
Partners: Jeff1999, Race: human, Weapons: Sword
Summons: N/A

'Ah good to see you again. Now your body is complete. It may take a few minuets for you to get used to it, but I assure you, it will work.' I say as I rush out back to get the body. 'Here, we, go.' I say as I carry it out to Moe. 'There. Now that will be...' pauses to do some math '... About... Carry the four... $350 please.' I say smiling.

spikeabc
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Jester

Username: Spikeabc
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: Elf
Profile password: Spikeisbeefy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $365
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Minigun(2 hit points)(fires 8 times a turn), Knife(3 hit points), Cat gun(5 hit points), loud bombs(6 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: Laser ostrich(7 hit)

i pick up an AG sword and shield, and mosey to the quest board.

Moegreche
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Moegreche
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Duke

Username: Moegreche
Age: 33
Race: Brain-in-a-vat
Profile password: philosophy
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HP: 174/200
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Money: $225
Equipment:Vat x 1, horn, fur coat
Weapons: Logic and Reason, grenade(2) (5 hit points), bow, regular arrows(8) (4 hit points). knee-seeking arrows(10) (4 hit points), Sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners: Xeano321, Race: Fox, Equipment: Screwdriver(2 hit points), spearhead (2 hit points)
Summons: Medium power troll face(1) (6 hit points)

"This looks amazing, Jack! You did a really nice job," I say as I move around in my new body. "But we seem to misunderstood one another," I continue.
"When I said that we can call it even if you built me a suit, I intended that to be it. So I'm surprised that you're charging me after I saved your shop and perhaps your life."

I'm hoping that Jack will remember our agreement. If not, I will attempt to use my Logic and Reason to convince him to not charge me.

(In the meantime, I'll leave it to you R2 to determine if the body should be included in my equipment and what (if any) perks I might get from the body).

R2D21999
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Treasurer

Announcement: I recently made a suggestion in the suggestion thread. Make sure you tell what you think about it.

Username: Frogmyre
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Derpy Penguin
Profile password: #SnagIsDerpy2014
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $250
Equipment: demon leaf(2), cupcakes(4)
Weapons: rake spear(3 hit points), sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You eat a bunch of cupcakes, saving 5 of them for later. A user walks up to you, the user's race is a femalloid with sharp teeth. "Blood! Violence! Argh!" She violently bites one of your cupcakes and her face is covered with red frosting after shaking it with her mouth.
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Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $150(in safe), (in pocket)
Equipment: Horn, fur coat
Weapons: One handed war hammer(4 hit points), bow, knee-seeking arrows(20) (3 hit points) (Never misses), spear head(2 hit points)
Partners: Jeff1999, Race: human, Weapons: Sword
Summons: N/A

-wait for user's reply-
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Username: Spikeabc
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: Elf
Profile password: Spikeisbeefy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $365
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Minigun(2 hit points)(fires 8 times a turn), Knife(3 hit points), Cat gun(5 hit points), loud bombs(6 hit points), sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: Laser ostrich(7 hit)

Wow you're really using the quest board as an opportunity.

There are two quests. "Deliver a special message for me." Reward: grenade(5), $100. "The NewGround users are posting pictures of nude ladies. Get them to stop." Reward: $50, Desert eagle
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Username: Moegreche
Age: 33
Race: Brain-in-a-vat
Profile password: philosophy
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HP: 174/200
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Money: $225
Equipment:Vat x 1, horn, fur coat
Weapons: Logic and Reason, grenade(2) (5 hit points), bow, regular arrows(8) (4 hit points). knee-seeking arrows(10) (4 hit points), Sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners: Xeano321, Race: Fox, Equipment: Screwdriver(2 hit points), spearhead (2 hit points)
Summons: Medium power troll face(1) (6 hit points)

-wait for user's reply. Not much I can do at this moment-

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