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R2D21999
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Warning: Lots of scrolling.

Announcements On the first week of June I will be gone. In fact I'll be gone most of the Summer. With that being said, I'd like 2 very forumly active users to sign up for a special job. Comment on my profile if you'd like this job. Also this job will not effect your game.

Story The doors to the king's royal hall open as a man steps inside. The man seems to be an architect by the looks of it. Normally no normal user would be allowed in the royal hall without a moderator accompanying him, but this user is different, he's one of the knights. The king, sitting tall on his throne, looks like a knight in gold shining armor. The top of his helmet shows a crown that permanently stays on the top, and the ArmorGames 3 symbol is in the middle of his breastplate. Hanging on his back is the ArmorGames 2 symbol, the crossing swords and shield. The king uses them as weapons as any other ArmorGames user. On both sides of his throne there are 2 guards. The one on his right is a pirate skeleton with an eye patch covering his left eye and a pirate's cutlass in his ribcage. On the right is a woman 9 feet tall made of wood and a santa hat on her head. She has no weapons but there's no need for a woman who has the force of a heavy falling tree. The King on his throne moves to show he's interested in the architect's sudden appearance. "Ah, SSTG! Good to see you! Tell me the tale you wish to tell." The architect, known as SSTG replies in an alert tone, "King McNeely, Kongregate's army has been spotted coming towards the city." The skeleton guard puts an arm through his ribcage and pulls out his cutlass. The wooden woman's face instantly turns bloodthirsty. McNeely stands up, "Reton, Kega, settle down. We aren't in battle yet." McNeely glances at the architect, "Gather the others."

Outside the great walls of the city, a colorful assortment of users of all kind are gathering in the grassy fields between highway 44 and highway 23. This is the army of ArmorGames. The three generals of this army are huddled together thinking of a plan, these generals are a ninja horse, a dwarf holding a hammer, and a small star the size of a large bowling ball. "We probably should have grabbed some tanks or some catapults." Explains the star with a nice calm voice, "Its the smart thing to do." The dwarf grunts, "I'd rather save those for later, DayCee. According to McNeely there's only a small army of Kongregate users." The dwarf turns to the ninja horse, "speaking of which... why did you order this large of an army, Strop?" The ninja horse, Strop, replies, "Can never be too certain, Freakenstein." Strop takes out a pair of binoculars to see the oncoming group of Kong users. "Anyways we should probably get going." Continues Strop, "it appears they've brought a single tank with them." And right Strop was, because Kongregate brought a bright red tank with them, already the tank was firing. It fired 2 shots white as cloud and round as a sphere, both hitting 2 sections of the great wall. The shots left a gaping hole where they hit. Frank shouts one single word that everyone in ArmorGames should know, "Charge!" And so the fight begins.

Both armies clash in an explosion of blood and death, literally. Arrows shot by and hit people in knees, swords both ArmorGames and Kongregate clashed in a fight to the death, bullets ran by and hit people in places where they were not very protected, and the tank of Kongregate just kept shooting whatever ammunition it had, boomerangs, grenades, and even deadly cactus that explode into multiple cacti in midair. The moderators also had their own fights. Strop sliced his katana and successfully decapitated many Kong users. Frank swings his hammer with strength and dramatically yells, "Ban!" Each time he kills a user with a hit from his hammer. And DayCee just runs into people, burning their flesh, melting their metal, and catching fire to hair and fur. The tank's head slowly moves in the direction of a very weak section of ArmorGames' outside wall. Just as its about to fire, Frank throws his hammer into the barrel of the tank, the tank then explodes and anyone near it instantly dies, the hammer magically flies back to the hand of Freakenstein. Any remaining Kongregate user simply trusted their instincts and fled. The once clear green field is now a red mess with dozens of bodies from both sides laying on the ground. ArmorGames successfully won the battle.

Ontop of the tower of ArmorGames are two of ArmorGames' kings. One is of course McNeely, the other is a clapping ferret. The ferret continues to clap, "Seems we've won this battle." McNeely takes a glance at the field of bodies and then at the ArmorGames wall filled with holes, "but at what cost?" McNeely starts walking towards the stairs leading down, he stops and turns his head to look at the ferret. "We need to attack them before they attack us." Then McNeely continues to walk until he finally reaches the stairs, which he simply walks down, reaching the lower levels of the tower.

Explaining the game. Hello ArmorGames users. I am happy to announce that this is indeed an RPG based on ArmorGames. Now that's not the only thing about this game that's unique, but the Internet is now real-ish, more on that later. This is a game where you're free to do what you want, so long as it fits in the rules. You can also meet other players in this game. There are two ways you can play this game, you can go out and kind of kill stuff or you can just live around the city of ArmorGames in a friendly way.

Rules: Even an RPG like this has rules.
1. This is the most important rule. Don't be a jerk. Don't just go around shooting other users or messing up their fun experience. Its mean and jerky.
2. You can only attack once per turn if you're in combat. If you want to attack more than once with a certain weapon ask me. I might allow it and I might not.
3. Don't complain if you die or miss. This combat system is all based on dice. Your fate belongs to the dice not me.
4. I am the game master, not you. You can't decide what weapons magically appear in front of you. You can suggest a weapon for me to give you, but you still might not get it.
5. Follow your story. You can't start off at a cave and then magically appear by a lake. Or make an enemy appear just for the XP.

The internet: As I've explained before the Internet will be brought into real life, websites will be buildings and jobs and some items will be internet based things. Here are the lists of websites:
Flash game sites > Nations Social sites,
chat sites > Communication
Video sites > theater
Ebay, Amazon, etc. > auction houses
Store websites > stores
Restaurant sites > Restaurant
School sites, online schools > Schools
Music sites > Music stores and radio stations
Video game sites > Video game consoles and arcades
Encyclopedia sites > Academies
Dictionary sites > Library and book stores
Search sites > Transportation
Credit sites > Banks and currency
Email > Post office
Sport sites > Sports
Religious sites > Churches
.gov sites > Government stuff
Country sites > Embassies
Theory sites > Abandoned warehouses
Court system sites > Prison
Profiles > Homes
Names > Usernames
Locks > Passwords
Hospital sites > Hospitals
Deep Internet > 'bad part of town'
Brand building sites > billboards
affiliate sites > door to door sales men
attack site > army
Celebrity sites > fan club
Gambling sites > casinos
humor site > comedy clubs
blogs, news sites > Newspapers, tv stations, radio stations
Agriculture sites > farms
Translation sites > Language
Q and A > Info centers
personal sites > diary
phishing sites > criminals, conmen
torrent sites > black market-esk thing
rating sites > critics
scraper site > bootleg dealers
shock site > trolls
Gallery sites > galleries, museum
Hospital sites > Hospitals
Forum, community, dating sites > Clubs, bars, hangouts
Parks, recreational sites > national parks, monuments

List of weapons:
Real Weapons
Weapons made of text
Knee-seeking arrows
Elephant bum
Do not press button
Rewind
Pause
Slow-mo
Random gun
Nyan rocket
Loud sound bomb
Screamers
Watermelon canon
Sledgehammer
ban hammer
Diamond sword
glitch sword
hacking gun
cat gun
cat-apult
dQw4w9WgXcQ bomb
cupcake canon
grumpy cat gun
barrel roll blaster
cheeseburger bomb
bass canon

If you want to suggest more ideas for internet based things, suggest them here.

There are 7 flash game site nations. ArmorGames, Kongregate, NewGrounds, AddictingGames, NinjaKiwi, Mochigames, and Bubblebox. The world map is the actual map of the real world, Flash games are on each of these continents. ArmorGames is North America, Kongregate is Asia, Newgrounds is Africa, AddictingGames is South America, NinjaKiwi is Europe, Mochigames is Australia, and Bubblebox is Antarctica.
Character sheet:
Username: (pick a name)
Age: 13 and up(this is ArmorGames after all, so we have to start with age 13)
Gender: Male or Female(or Facebook's 50+ genders)
Race: (The most unique part of the sheet. You can choose what you want to be like; human, alien, robot, ant, toaster, penguin, fox, dwarf, etc. Whatever you want.)
Profile password: (Not your actual password. Just a FAKE one to access your home.)
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XP: 0/20
Level: 1
HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

This character sheet may change in the future.
Leveling up To level up you must gain enough XP. Each time you level up you will have more HP(note: your HP will not reset if you're damaged) and have more crafting options(more on that later). However there will be special things. Like let's say at Level... 5 you get $1000 for free and maybe on level 10 you get a free weapon. However you only get XP for killing someone.

Crafting If you defeat people incombat you can get junk. This junk can be used to upgrade or create weapons. However, you can only craft at a certain travelling store. Reason for that is so you people don't just upgrade weapons all willy-nilly, but you can call the travel Craft anytime. Just say, "Travel Craft" and it'll arrive for your needs.

Exclusion The players can start anywhere inside the country of ArmorGames. The following ArmorGames cities are: ArmorGames capital, Lolnoob, Russo, Thisisacity, Thisisacitysucks, Sonny, and Sinjid. You can also start in your own home.

If there's anything you want to suggest about the RPG and I mean ANYTHING. Suggest it here. If you have any questions feel free to ask. Now let's get this game FINALLY started!

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Snag618
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Blacksmith

Username: Frogmyre
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Derpy Penguin
Profile password: #SnagIsDerpy2014
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HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

I'll wave to him.

StormDragon
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Peasant

Username: StormDragon
Age: Looks to be in her early 20's or late teens
Gender: Female
Race: Werewolf
Profile password: Keket205060
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HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

I give a nod and go look at the quest. In my mind I am replying the ghost's reaction over and over. Each time it is funny which explains the smile on my face.

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Jester

Username: 09philj (why not, easy to recognise own name after all)
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Race: Appears to be human.
Profile password: milliondollarman
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HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Rapier(3 hit points), Frying pan(2 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

I throw the frying pan at the storeholder and then go in for a low blow with my rapier.

nichodemus
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Grand Duke

Username: nicho. No caps.
Age: 20
Race: Werewolf. It used to be my AG persona for the WoM.
Profile password: Romulus
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HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

JACKinbigletters
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JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50(in safe)
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: One handed war hammer,
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

'Alright, hay if you need any weaponry I own a forge near here, could make you a deal with the war and all. If you would like to talk more find me after this announcement.' I walk back to Jeff1999. 'There going to be starting soon...'

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Blacksmith

Username: Eliakith the 1st.
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Profile password: #imawesome
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HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

"Hey, I'm gonna check out what they sell here, but afterwards, where do you want to go? I'm currently waiting for my answer from Gantic.

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Jester

Username: Spikeabc
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: Elf
Profile password: Spikeisbeefy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $100
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Minigun(2 hit)(fires 8 times a turn),
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

I walk through the summons isle, specifically looking for anything worth 100$ or less.

R2D21999
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Treasurer

Username: Moegreche
Age: 33
Race: Brain-in-a-vat
Profile password: philosophy
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HP: 200/200
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Equipment:Vat x 1
Weapons: Logic and Reason
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

my powers are somewhat... limited.


(Actually had something planned for you before you joined but I could still make it work perfectly)

You open the door and see a knight and a deer.

Rip thinks, he thinks the most he has ever thunk before, he's thinking so much that I had to make up the word thunk. Then he finally thinks of something, "I'll let you feel my gut!" Says Rip excitedly, as if that offer was like a million dollars and it would make you change your mind. Adding to that, Rip starts to take off his helmet, revealing a male human head underneath. Then you see he starts to take off his body armor and at that moment, you relize he's going to show you his gut.
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Username: Frogmyre
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Derpy Penguin
Profile password: #SnagIsDerpy2014
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HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

He speaks(I'm not sure if Eliakith introduced himself, so his name is 'he' until you know.), "Hey, I'm gonna check out what they sell here, but afterwards, where do you want to go? I'm currently waiting for my answer from Gantic."
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Username: StormDragon
Age: Looks to be in her early 20's or late teens
Gender: Female
Race: Werewolf
Profile password: Keket205060
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HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You reach the questboard, there are 3 quests available. The first one says, "Help, I'm lost in the Glorbian woods!"(Don't ask how the quest got here) Reward: $50. Second; "Find my favorite dolly." Reward: 5 Grenades and $20. Third; "Kill the ad spammer." Reward: Knee-seeking arrows.

Which one do you pick?
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Username: 09philj (why not, easy to recognise own name after all)
Age: 16
Gender: Male
Race: Appears to be human.
Profile password: milliondollarman
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HP: 192/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Rapier(3 hit points), Frying pan(2 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

Fire Golem: 120/150 HP Weapon: Desert eagle(4 hit points)

(Remember one move per turn)

You hit with your frying pan which deals 12 damage. The golem then shoots his Desert Eagle, fortunately the dice says it does 4 damage. You hit with you rapier which causes a staggering 18 damage. He shoots again, it does 4 damage again(seems the dice made you lucky.).

What will you do this time?
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Username: nicho.  No caps.
Age: 20
Race: Werewolf. It used to be my AG persona for the WoM.
Profile password: Romulus
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HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

(Do you want to be a knight or regular user? The only difference with knights is you can go to the hidden knight forums and have access to most areas regular users don't have access to.

You're in your house(make it whatever you want it to look like, I'm not stopping you from creativity). When you hear the screeching of brakes outside, you see the familiar Gmail mailtruck outside. You see the user stuff a newspaper into your mailbox and then leave in his mailtruck.
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Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50(in safe)
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: One handed war hammer,
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

Jeff nods, "I hope so. I want some information on this war."

A robot user rolls over to you guys and starts talking, "Hey Jeff!" Says the robot, "How's it going?" "Good. How about you R2?" Replies Jeff. "I'm doing quite well." R2 notices you, "Who's the Changeling?"
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Username: Eliakith the 1st.
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Human
Profile password: #imawesome
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HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

(Wait for reply unless you want to go ahead and buy something.)
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Username: Spikeabc
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: Elf
Profile password: Spikeisbeefy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $100
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Minigun(2 hit)(fires 8 times a turn),
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You find the summons aisle and go through the list of $100 items. There's a couple of weak Nyan Cats, and a weak velociraptor. In the $50s there are pigs, cows, horse, and panda. In the $25 there is a butterfly. That's it, a butterfly.
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Username: blk2860
Age: 22
Race: Timelord
Profile password: trustno1
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HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

Whoops, I should have pointed out he was green.

The dinosaur frowns and looks down at you from his drawing, "What? No. I'm Bronze."
JACKinbigletters
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JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50(in safe)
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: One handed war hammer,
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

(Hmmmm I seem to have forgotten to mention that my changeling was taking the form of a human...)

'My name is JACKinbigletters, I run a smithy near here.'

StormDragon
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Peasant

Username: StormDragon
Age: Looks to be in her early 20's or late teens
Gender: Female
Race: Werewolf
Profile password: Keket205060
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HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

I'm not a girly girl but I do understand how it feels when a favorite toy is lost so I decide to take the quest of finding a child's lost doll.

spikeabc
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Jester

Username: Spikeabc
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: Elf
Profile password: Spikeisbeefy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $100
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Minigun(2 hit)(fires 8 times a turn),
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

i request immediate finding of the king for a kill quest. i completely disregard the retarded 100$ dollar summons.

R2D21999
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R2D21999
18,319 posts
Treasurer

Username: blk2860
Age: 22
Race: Timelord
Profile password: trustno1
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HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

(Wut)

The dinosaur frowns once more. "Seriously? I've been here for a long time. I'm usually seen drawing things." Says Bronze, "You seriously don't know me?"
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Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50(in safe)
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: One handed war hammer,
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

R2 beeps, "Oh, so he's one of those blacksmith types?" You see a perverted digital smile on his chest.(by the way R2 looks like R2D2 but with a small screen on his chest) "So do you also make con-" Jeff slaps R2. "R2D21999! Don't you dare!" Jeff looks at you apologetically. "Sorry for that, R2 can be stupid at times." R2 scoffs, "Whatever. I'm going to the forum games. I've been thinking of an RPG that's based on ArmorGames." Jeff glares at R2, "That's the worst idea I've ever heard." But R2 was already gone when he left.

"We should just do some quests." says Jeff.
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Username: StormDragon
Age: Looks to be in her early 20's or late teens
Gender: Female
Race: Werewolf
Profile password: Keket205060
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HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You open the quest letter. "I lost my dolly near the secret Kong base just outside the gate to Sinjid. The Kong base is next to the McDonald's and the IGN arcade."

You approach the 'hidden' Kong base and see a ninja with a big machine gun, at the door of the base. You notice the dolly behind him.

You sure you want to continue to do this?
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Username: Spikeabc
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: Elf
Profile password: Spikeisbeefy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $100
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Minigun(2 hit)(fires 8 times a turn),
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

Well you didn't have to ask the king as there's two on the nearby quest board. One tells you to kill a bunny Reward is 10 grenades and $100. The other requests you to kill a Kong spy around the outskirts of the capital. Reward: Laser ostrich.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50(in safe)
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: One handed war hammer,
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

I walk over to the board, 'What was that robot going to say, before you interrupted him that is?' I call over my shoulder as I turn and begin walking backwards looking at Jeff.

Moegreche
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Duke

Username: Moegreche
Age: 33
Race: Brain-in-a-vat
Profile password: philosophy
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HP: 200/200
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Equipment:Vat x 1
Weapons: Logic and Reason
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

"That's far enough, Rip! I'll come with - if only to avoid seeing that sight again." An image of the last time Rip and I were at the pub flashes quickly before my eyes. I shudder and begin to search my house for money or any other equipment I might find handy.

R2D21999
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R2D21999
18,319 posts
Treasurer

Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50(in safe)
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: One handed war hammer,
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

"He was going to say condom!" Shouts Jeff. The whole Forum grows silent when he said that out loud.

You go to the quest board and you see 4 available quests. These are the following quests: "Buy me a vegetable that I like." Reward: 1 grenade. "Help me find my pants." Reward: $100. "Help me! I'm hanging off the roof of a building!" Reward: 20 knee-seeking arrows, bow. "I've been kidnapped by Kongs!" Reward: $100 and a coupon to Starbucks.
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Username: blk2860
Age: 22
Race: Timelord
Profile password: trustno1
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HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

"I don't know who you are and... ahhh... ahhh.. ahCHOO!" Bronze sneezes flames onto your book, your book catches fire. "Oh dear!" He quickly steps on the fire and it extinguishes, but your book is now burnt mess. "I'm terribly sorry, is there something I can repay you with?"
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Username: Moegreche
Age: 33
Race: Brain-in-a-vat
Profile password: philosophy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50
Equipment:Vat x 1
Weapons: Logic and Reason, screwdriver(2 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

You manage to find $50 and a screwdriver.

"Ok!" Shouts Rip excitedly, he and Wflag starts prancing down the road, you following slowly. They bring you passed the Forums, which are unusually overcrowded by the way and they eventually bring you to the registration center. Rip and Wflag stop and they both step to the side so you can access the glass door between them. "Time for you to shine." Says Wflag loudly into your ear... brain... thing... he and Rip then violently shove you through the door.

Across the room you see a young female human user behind a desk. She looks up at you as you stumble through the door. "Oh hello Moe." You look and see a name tag with the name 'Chloe' over her right breast. "What have you come in for today?"

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