Ok, I was walking down the street and suddenly something grabbed me and took me away. It must of hit me unconscious because i don't remember anything about where i was going. Later, I woke up to be surrounded my a huge pack of wild Morgan Freemans! I have no idea what to do! I've asked for food and all they do is explain random events that could or have happened. I have no food, water, or any idea what to do. If there are any experts on wild Morgan Freemans please help and tell me what to do as fast as you can.
Firstly let me congratulate you on coming to us for help. You're in good hands.
The most important thing is do NOT ask a question out loud. If they hear a question you're in for it. The man has a bluetooth with jesus on the other end, he can and will answer any and all questions you have in excruciating detail.
Now, I know I said not to ask questions, but that was for the time being. So try to be selective in your question asking. For example, try asking "How can I escape?" Or "If you had food, where would you hide it?" or "Did you know the other Morgan Freemans are planning an assassination on on in particular Mr.Freeman?"
COOL! Get me the autographs! This could go over big...
I can see it now, Morgan Freeman land! We capture all these guys, and put them in cages, then we charge people a fortune to come look and learn from them! MAHAHAH!
