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gh0sts
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This topic was inspired by a post made by @DrElmer in Battle of the Brands, claiming that he had eaten Oreos "five or six different ways" in his lifetime. For me, I always eat it like a regular cookie. Et tu?

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Jacen96
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First, I peel it apart
then I lick off the white stuff
then I eat the cookie

~~~Darth Caedus

inzektor252
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just put to mouth..........

thebluerabbit
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just normal way...

i personally find other ways to be gross and repulsing (not judging. i just cant stand mess/foodplay)

darkmist252
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put to mouth is simpest way

R2D21999
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I first peel the black cookies. Then I grab a hammer and smash the one with less frosting. Then I use tape to put it together as best I can. Finally the completed cookie is shoved into the dark hole of oblivion that is my mouth hole.

StormWalker
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just normal way...

Define normal.

I peel it apart, eat the half without frosting (or give it away), and then eat the open-faced oreo.

UnleashedUponMankind
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Not a particle...

GandalftheGrey666
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I don't.

That's the sad thing.

Ernie15
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I put the cookie in my mouth and bite down. After masticating about 10 times, I put the rest in my mouth.

A carton of Oreos doesn't last very long in my presence.

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I take it apart, and eat the side without cream, saving the best side for last, then slowly crunch the creamy side.

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i take it apart i scrape of the creamy part with my teeth put the cookies in milk play armor games for about a hour come back get a spoon take out the mushy goodness and eat that

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I used to eat it the 'fun' way as a kid, pulling the cookie apart and eating the cream filling separately from the cookie pieces, but sometime in middle school, I found I liked the taste of all the cookie together better than separate, so now it's eaten the same as every other cookie.

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like a man

Voyage2
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First I'll twist the black cookies of yummy oreo. Licks their cream both. Dunks the oreo to the delicious milk. Then begins to eat, eat like a human.

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